1 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:16,230 [intense music] 2 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,360 Man 1: Oh, thanks. Here are the keys. 3 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:29,150 [indistinct chatter] 4 00:00:36,410 --> 00:00:38,160 What? What? 5 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,960 Clinton: Sheila! 6 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,960 [chatter continues] 7 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:48,050 Goddamnit! Come on! We got a party here, damn it! 8 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:49,930 Sheila! 9 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:53,720 Sheila, come on back! 10 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,470 Now where the hell are you going? 11 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,310 Sorry, Marty. No, no, no, she's alright. 12 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:05,860 [engine revving] 13 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,490 [crickets chirping] 14 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:14,830 [tires screeching] 15 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,830 [clattering] 16 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,010 [tires screeching] 17 00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:36,180 [screams] 18 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:50,780 [door slams] 19 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,780 [tires screeching] 20 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:59,490 [instrumental music] 21 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:20,060 [typewriter keys clacking] 22 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:32,530 [music continues] 23 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:47,500 [clacking continues] 24 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,560 [music continues] 25 00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:16,610 Man on TV: He was my friend. No, he-- he was my friend. 26 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,240 - But he was a nice man. - Tom? 27 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,910 - I don't want it now. - Are you alright? 28 00:03:20,990 --> 00:03:22,040 I don't want it. 29 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,620 Guess what? 30 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,870 Your father has had his body defrosted into life, 31 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,870 and he wants this house back. 32 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:30,290 Almost. 33 00:03:30,380 --> 00:03:35,170 Clinton requests our attendance on his yacht for a week. 34 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:36,590 No kidding? 35 00:03:38,590 --> 00:03:42,310 Oh, God. Oh, God! Could it be? Could it be? 36 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,350 I wouldn't count on it, no, I think he's just bored 37 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:46,810 and wants to play parlor games. 38 00:03:46,890 --> 00:03:48,940 But we'll go anyway. 39 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,360 Ever the dreamer. 40 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:54,280 - Give me a sip of that. - It's ginger ale. 41 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,110 Do you want one? 42 00:03:57,950 --> 00:04:00,700 Tom, write something new. 43 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:06,250 Forget "Freak Show."” Clinton's never gonna produce it. 44 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,460 And he's never going to give it back to you. 45 00:04:12,130 --> 00:04:13,250 Tom: Probably. 46 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,720 [instrumental music] 47 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:23,310 [chuckles] Okay. Who else besides me? 48 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:27,680 Yeah. Both of them or just him? Oh, that's good. 49 00:04:27,770 --> 00:04:30,190 No way. Yeah, well, who else is coming? 50 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,610 Well, that's different. Of course, I'll come. 51 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:34,610 We've been dying to sign her for months. 52 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:37,530 Hello? It's a bad connection here. 53 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,450 I said I have been dying 54 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,740 to see you for months! 55 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:45,080 Listen, what about Bridey Murphy? Is she coming? 56 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,410 What do you mean what do I mean? 57 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,370 This is the same B-group that was in your house 58 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:52,630 the night Sheila got bounced to the hedges. 59 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:54,710 Yeah, well, I'm giving it to Joyce Haber 60 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,010 "Clinton Greene's Anniversary Wake." 61 00:04:57,090 --> 00:04:58,550 That's what I said. It's not right for Haber. 62 00:04:58,630 --> 00:05:00,970 Okay, we'll just keep it our secret instead. 63 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,800 Listen, I loved your... That's a piece of dreck. 64 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:05,350 I loved your wire and I can't wait to see you, really. 65 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:09,480 I mean, I've lost 50 pounds. I'm a hollow reed. Kiss, kiss. 66 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,230 Call Haber and give her the dish. 67 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,230 Disguise your voice as a woman. 68 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:18,150 "My year of mourning being over." Is he kidding? 69 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,280 I mean, we went directly to Streisand's opening 70 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,280 at The Sands right from the cemetery. 71 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,910 Get me Freddie, will you? 72 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:30,290 Freddie, I wanna go to South France, honey. 73 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:33,290 [instrumental music] 74 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:40,300 Settle down, please, everyone! 75 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:44,140 Thank you. Now, girls, shall we try? 76 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:48,350 Big smiles, everyone. 77 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:51,390 - Elizabeth. - Britain's best bow-wows... 78 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,140 - Bark! - For Buffers. 79 00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:54,940 - Very good... - Phone, Mr. Dexter. 80 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,360 It's your wife. 81 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:01,780 Yes, darling? 82 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,530 From whom? 83 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,620 Oh, good God! 84 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:10,790 - Bark! Bark! - When? Very good. 85 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,750 Well, send a confirming telegram from both of us. 86 00:06:13,830 --> 00:06:15,960 Very well, then, from me. 87 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,420 Darling, I must hang up now. 88 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,630 One of my cast is peeing on my leg. 89 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,630 Something Garbo never did, even at her moodiest. 90 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,840 Bye, now. 91 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:29,600 Sorry. 92 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:33,020 Alright, everyone off. Once again, please. 93 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:37,270 Now animation. Wave the little tins. Ready. Go! 94 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,280 [instrumental music] 95 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:47,200 No, no that's it, that's it. You ready, darling? 96 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:48,660 - Yes. - Ready, gentlemen? 97 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:49,870 Ready! 98 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:54,000 Man 2: Do you enjoy Rome, love? -Do! 99 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,620 I enjoy Rome for countless reasons. 100 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:56,960 Man 3: Why do you leave? 101 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,540 Well, I've just finished my picture 102 00:06:58,630 --> 00:07:01,630 starring Kirk Douglas and I'm exhausted. 103 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:04,050 - And the heat. Man 4: Where do you go? 104 00:07:04,130 --> 00:07:07,090 Um, for a week on the yacht of a famous producer. 105 00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:09,350 But I'm not afraid. My husband will be there to protect me. 106 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:11,430 That's right, but I'm afraid our plane will leave without us. 107 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:13,850 If you gentlemen will excuse us. No, no, grazie. 108 00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:15,850 [indistinct chatter] 109 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:18,650 Senor, senor. 110 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:23,780 - Senor, senor - No! No! No! 111 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,660 Oh, I'm fine! He didn't mean anything. 112 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:29,070 You don't do commercials for liquor companies. 113 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,790 Why can't we just go on a vacation like normal people? 114 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:37,750 [instrumental music] 115 00:07:51,350 --> 00:07:53,930 Let's board. 116 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:55,560 Don't want to leave the luggage, and I ain't carrying it 117 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,270 three feet. 118 00:07:57,350 --> 00:07:58,400 Is your back okay? 119 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,110 [chuckles] Yeah, so far. 120 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:02,770 Well, I pray it stays that way and that Clinton 121 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:04,400 stays in a good mood. 122 00:08:05,990 --> 00:08:08,200 Where is everybody? 123 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,660 You don't think they're below playing sardines 124 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,490 or something, do you? 125 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:14,830 Tommy: I'll bet Clinton's got games planned for every day. 126 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:16,410 Lee: Just as long as he sticks to the days 127 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,620 and leaves us some nights for ourselves. 128 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,210 Hey! Tommy! Lee! 129 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,920 It's a mistake! 130 00:08:28,010 --> 00:08:29,680 Hey, so what do you think, gang, huh? 131 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,470 Thrilled, pleased, disappointed? 132 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:33,300 It's fabulous, Clinton. 133 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:35,180 - I didn't know you were coming. - You're thrilled about it. 134 00:08:35,270 --> 00:08:36,640 - I can tell. - I'm delighted. 135 00:08:36,730 --> 00:08:38,440 Clinton can take his frustrations out on you. 136 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,060 Yeah, but you know he's always sorry afterwards. 137 00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:42,150 - How are you, Tom? - Hey, CG. 138 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:45,360 - Hi, how was your flight? - Flight was good. 139 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,070 Alright, people. Let's line up by the prow. 140 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:49,990 - What is this, a pogrom? - Now, come on. 141 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,740 When do you wish to sail, Signor Greene? 142 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:53,160 When do I wish to sail? 143 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,120 Let's get out of this joint tout de suite. 144 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,620 - Totally dry. - Alright, gang. 145 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:58,500 Let's line up right here. 146 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,790 Husbands and wives separate, uh... 147 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:03,630 Lee, between Alice and Anthony. Right in here. 148 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,960 That's right. Ah-ha! 149 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:08,300 Philip, you there. Christine. 150 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:13,930 Tom, on the other side of Christine. There! 151 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:14,970 Left profile, darling. 152 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:17,430 [speaking in foreign language] 153 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,930 He's Italian. 154 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,640 I took the wrong three weeks at Berlitz. 155 00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:22,310 All I know is scusi and pronto. 156 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,190 Pronto will be enough. 157 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:25,940 Alright, now let's smile, or whatever you people 158 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:29,150 do for a living. Take that hat off, Christine. 159 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,740 Alright, now squeeze in closer. 160 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:34,280 Come on, come on, squeeze in close 161 00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:36,160 or you'll be out of the picture. 162 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,160 And I don't mean this one. 163 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:39,910 Perfect! 164 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:45,340 A study of six hungry failures. Just kidding, gang. 165 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:50,130 He'll watch his mouth when you sign with me. 166 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,800 When's lunch? 167 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,220 Come on, people. Vittorio will show you your cabin. 168 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:59,220 I hate my luggage more than life. 169 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:01,680 - Whose is this? - That's ours. 170 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:04,350 Vuitton from rewriting spaghetti westerns? 171 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,860 - What's Vuitton? - Good. 172 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,030 - Oh! - Wowie! 173 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:12,110 Who did this room, Parker Brothers? 174 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,110 [Clinton chuckles] Sometimes it rains, you know-- 175 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,530 - What's the scoreboard for? - Ah, well, that's for later. 176 00:10:18,990 --> 00:10:20,910 [clattering] 177 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,750 Whoops, uh... 178 00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:26,670 [clears throat] Sorry. 179 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,750 Oh, that's alright. That's what they're for. 180 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,590 It's only Sheila's favorite. 181 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:33,590 [indistinct chatter] 182 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,970 Alright. 183 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:36,930 Everybody... 184 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:39,220 down to the latrines for a shave, shower, 185 00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:41,390 or douche, depending on your hang-up. 186 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,600 Tom: I think it's fabulous, Clinton. 187 00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:46,100 This is the bathroom. 188 00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:48,520 - You like it? - Oh, it's really beautiful. 189 00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:50,730 What, uh, period would you say it was, Clinton? 190 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:52,280 Louis XXXIV. 191 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,530 Come on, gang, let's get this show on the road. 192 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:57,530 Oh, it's fabulous, Clinton. Absolutely fabulous. 193 00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:59,830 - It's like your mother's. - It's like our maid's. 194 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:03,710 Tom, Lee, you have to share a John. Get to know each other. 195 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,080 Philip. 196 00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:06,790 Come on, love. Let's try it out. 197 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,500 What do you got for me, something special? 198 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:10,960 - Yes. - Can't wait to see it. 199 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:13,840 Oh, I love it! But where does the crew sleep? 200 00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:26,390 Look, Alice and Anthony got the double 201 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,690 because he didn't want her sulking for six days. 202 00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:31,110 Because he knew you wouldn't sulk. 203 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,400 Everything with Clinton is points. 204 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,200 Understand? Points. 205 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,200 - Do you understand? - Too well. 206 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:42,040 I don't mind Clinton, you know. 207 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,250 I just don't want him running our lives. 208 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,370 Ah, wonderful, Anthony and Alice have brought 209 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:48,460 their cassette player. 210 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,960 [knock on door] 211 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,460 - Bottled water? - Cabin-o five-o, capice? 212 00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:55,550 Cabin-o five-o. 213 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:57,470 Nice little ass, but I think he's afraid of me. 214 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,720 Now, what do you think we're doing here? 215 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,020 - Oh, you're here, too. - Clinton's project. 216 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,100 - Mm-hm, which is? - Which is? 217 00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:07,940 Well, he's been hinting about making a picture 218 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,520 on the life and death of Sheila Greene. 219 00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:13,020 [scoffs] That is truly bizarre. 220 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:14,230 No, not really. 221 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,400 She's still a compulsive subject 222 00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:17,360 with Clinton. 223 00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:19,030 But he never really cared about her. 224 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:21,660 Oh, yes, he did. He cared about her very much. 225 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,080 He cared very much about her Arizona real estate holdings 226 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,290 which we are sailing on right now. 227 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,170 Finding the guy who hit her is just another game with Clinton. 228 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,380 Absolutely. But what a game. 229 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:34,000 And now Tom gets to write it, Philip gets to direct it, 230 00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:36,260 and what's her face, I mean, uh, my new client, 231 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:40,340 Miss Alice Wood gets to thrill you as Sheila Greene, 232 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,680 who rose from call girl to columnist. 233 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,850 [laughing] 234 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,230 Listen, just do me this. 235 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,230 Minutes from now, when Clinton talks about this 236 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:52,190 and he will, just be surprised. 237 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:54,360 [laughing] 238 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,360 Well, I'm thinking of calling it... 239 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,780 Don't be shocked now. 240 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,070 "The Last of Sheila.” 241 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:04,950 [chuckling] 242 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,580 Clinton: Fox is interested, Paramount is interested. 243 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,080 It's the perfect woman's picture. 244 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,290 Every bit as big as "Love Story." 245 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:13,130 Except she never gets to play that good hospital scene. 246 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,250 Well, Clinton, I think it's the picture we've been waiting for. 247 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:17,420 If we're available, of course. 248 00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:18,880 Yeah, well, provided they're not opening a new 249 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:22,220 shopping center in Anaheim, you will be. 250 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:25,010 Ah! Two hours to game time, gang. 251 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,850 Let me describe the week's entertainment for you. 252 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:29,890 The last time I played a game was charades at-- 253 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,980 At my house, year ago, the night Sheila was killed. 254 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,810 As a matter of fact, everyone here was-- 255 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,610 Was there. Except Lee. 256 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,440 You were home sick in Santa Barbara, you said. 257 00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:41,610 Uh, no, I was home sick of Santa Barbara, I said. 258 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:44,320 I like any game where you don't have to move. 259 00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:47,290 Well, you don't have to for this one, if you're smart enough. 260 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,450 Philip: Meaning? 261 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:50,870 Well, it's sort of... 262 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,460 I call it "The Sheila Greene 263 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,790 Memorial Gossip Game." 264 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,250 Sounds fascinating. 265 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:01,260 And I haven't even described it yet. 266 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,510 - No, I couldn't. I'm stuffed. - Now, I've dreamed up odds-- 267 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:04,930 Can't you take a joke? Come here. 268 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,550 Pay attention, please. 269 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,850 Now, I dreamed up six secrets, one for each of you. 270 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:12,850 Six little pretend pieces of gossip. 271 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:14,690 Now keep them secret. 272 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,770 Give me, give me. 273 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,440 Lee: Can we look at them? Clinton: It'll help. 274 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,440 Anthony: How do you think these things up? 275 00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:23,860 Clinton: Well, this one's only taken me a month to prepare, 276 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,660 "He said modestly." 277 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,410 [Anthony chuckling] It's marvelous. 278 00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:29,620 Christine: It's what I've always wanted to be. 279 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,170 It says, "You are a shoop." 280 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,790 No, no, no, don't throw it away. Keep them till Saturday. 281 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,210 And don't show them. 282 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:42,220 Anybody who wants to peek at mine gets a kiss. 283 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,760 What's the game? 284 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,930 Well, the idea is to discover everybody's secret 285 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:49,010 without peeking, of course, and prevent the other players 286 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,180 from discovering yours. 287 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,230 Christine: And how do we do that? 288 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:53,890 Well, every day, we'll park in a different port 289 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,520 where you can discover the proof of one person's secret. 290 00:14:57,610 --> 00:15:01,650 I'll announce what secret it is to look for and give you a clue 291 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:04,280 which will tell you what to do and where to go on shore. 292 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,160 Now, if you solve the clue properly, 293 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,330 it'll lead you to where the proof is. 294 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:11,330 Now, suppose you announce, let's say, "Pyromaniac." 295 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,790 And let's say that's my secret. 296 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,710 Why should I bother looking for the proof? 297 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,620 Because when the person whose secret it is 298 00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:19,170 discovers the proof, I'll put a card out saying 299 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,710 the game for that evening is over. 300 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,550 And those who haven't found it don't score, right? 301 00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:27,300 Right, oh, if you could direct as fast as you catch on 302 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:30,350 to games you'd never be a has-been again. 303 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,220 - What do we get if we win? - Better billing. 304 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,890 - Let's play! - Ah! 305 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:35,940 According to the old pizza stinger 306 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,650 that runs this tub for me 307 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:40,570 the launch will be back to pick you up at 7:00 p.m. 308 00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,730 That's when you'll get your clue for this evening. 309 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:45,360 For whom are we looking tonight? 310 00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:47,410 The person with the shoplifter card. 311 00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:48,910 Vittorio! 312 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:53,830 [engine revving] 313 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,800 Christine: Alright, who's got the shoplifter card? 314 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,630 Oh, come on, fellas, we're not gonna really do this, are we? 315 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,260 Run around this bombed-out backwater 316 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:09,140 with a silver key up our tuchus? 317 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:12,970 This probably means that you're the shoplifter. 318 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:15,600 Is this the only clue we're gonna get? 319 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:19,020 - It must open a door somewhere. - Brilliant. 320 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,860 Tom: Oh, it's a game. I thought you were going to enjoy it. 321 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,190 Vittorio, honey, I wanna talk to you. 322 00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:24,780 - If we're playing... - Hey, stop. 323 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,940 Clinton: Stop coming on to Vittorio, Christine. 324 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:30,360 He doesn't know what the key means any more than you do. 325 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:32,200 It's my secret. 326 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:36,370 Everybody got their key? Huh? 327 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:38,120 Vittorio will be back to pick you up again 328 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:40,540 at 10 o'clock sharp. 329 00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:42,540 Now, be on the docks by that time or you'll have to 330 00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:44,170 swim back to the boat through the oil slick 331 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,050 and the beer cans. 332 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:50,300 And no conferring. This is an individual competition. 333 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,890 Oh, quit pouting, Alice. 334 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,720 You're having a terrific time. 335 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,980 [engine revving] 336 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,390 Kill. 337 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,740 [indistinct chatter] 338 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:16,330 [speaking in foreign language] 339 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,710 Don't hate me. I followed you. 340 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,210 Hey, look, I know it's against the rules, but really 341 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,880 we could knock this off together. 342 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,880 You know, actually, I speak a little frog. 343 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,630 Just don't tell Clinton I did it, okay? 344 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,050 [speaking in foreign language] 345 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,680 [indistinct chatter] 346 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:42,140 Look at this chintzy toast rack. 347 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,310 Maybe it's a letter holder. What do you think? 348 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,270 I think Steve and Eydie would love it. 349 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,900 How much is it, this thing? 350 00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:50,320 Ninety francs. Nine... What is that? 351 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,150 Ninety divided by five? 352 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,160 [speaking in foreign language] 353 00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:57,740 - Merci. - Are you kidding? That is $18. 354 00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:01,580 I think that's outrageous... Where'd she go? Lee! 355 00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:06,710 [sirens wailing] 356 00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,340 I'd very much like to be allowed to compare 357 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,470 this key with the keys of your rooms, 358 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,890 if that's alright with you. 359 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,890 [speaking in foreign language] 360 00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:23,440 Hey, Lee, what did you find? 361 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,310 Lee, wait for me! 362 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,570 - What did you find? - Oh! 363 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,650 I'll give you a hint. 364 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:31,690 The word in French for key is cle. 365 00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:34,740 C-L-E-F. Get it? 366 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,030 [chuckling] 367 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,240 Hey, d-- don't tell Clinton I told you, okay? 368 00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:44,710 Lee! 369 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,000 Lee! 370 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,340 I never saw that one before. 371 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,550 She's probably a war baby. 372 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,720 [speaking in foreign language] 373 00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:57,890 Tsk! 374 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:04,140 [indistinct chatter] 375 00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:13,610 [speaking in foreign language] 376 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:19,280 I knew this hotel was an at-cay ouse-hay. 377 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:21,990 It's the same key that whore had on the corner. 378 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,410 Which corner, madam? 379 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,760 [lock clicks] 380 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,520 [indistinct gunfire on TV] 381 00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:01,950 [indistinct chatter on TV] 382 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,480 [door creaks] 383 00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:45,120 - Don't touch the dummy, dummy. - Jesus. 384 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,460 Just figure out what happened and get your buns out of here 385 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,920 before one of the other dodos comes in. 386 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,630 Alright. 387 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,840 Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. 388 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,880 Well, obviously, this is the shoplifter's room. 389 00:20:57,970 --> 00:21:00,720 Everything still has a price tag on it. 390 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,010 Yawn. 391 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:06,850 And, uh, this is a detective whom he's Killed. 392 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,730 And, uh, this bottle of perfume is a clue 393 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:17,610 to the shoplifter's identity. 394 00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:19,570 Do you move your lips when you read? 395 00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:21,030 Uh, uh, perfume, 396 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:23,490 uh, scent, uh, money. 397 00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:24,740 Uh, no, no, um, 398 00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:28,450 French money is francs, not cents, uh... 399 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:31,330 Chan... Oh! 400 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,000 Chanel No. 5. 401 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,380 [chuckling] Very good, Clinton. 402 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,800 Very good. 403 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,260 [indistinct chatter on TV] 404 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,470 Man on TV: Here are all the known photographs 405 00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:47,100 of the brutal shoplifter who has terrified 406 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:51,020 the sniveling merchants of the Riviera for the past 20 years. 407 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:55,690 Here is the only head shot taken by Bruno of Hollywood. 408 00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:59,990 Ah, Clinton, I'm dazzled! Closed circuit? 409 00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:02,200 What did you think it was, black magic? 410 00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:10,960 Is this it? Oh, my God! What is that? 411 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,670 No, don't get your hopes up, darling, it's not our host, 412 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,630 he's standing behind the door. 413 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:17,960 You go play pinball machines. 414 00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:21,130 - Have fun. - Now, now. See you at 10:00. 415 00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:24,130 [singing in foreign language] 416 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,060 Hi. 417 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,230 - You get it? - Unh-unh. Not yet. 418 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:37,820 Well, I could give you a hint. 419 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:41,440 Unh-unh, I want to figure this one out all by myself. 420 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,120 [singing continues] 421 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:54,080 You seem a little worried. You okay? 422 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,170 I'm fine. 423 00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,590 Go on, get out of here, you shoplifter. 424 00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:11,890 Man on TV: Here is the only headshot 425 00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:13,770 taken by Bruno of Hollywood. 426 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:17,690 Well, I found the proof. 427 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:19,940 - What now? - We get out of here. 428 00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:22,780 Ketchup's beginning to attract silverfish. 429 00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:28,450 [singing in foreign language] 430 00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:30,830 - Ooh! Don't hit me. - No, no, no. 431 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,290 Thank God you speak French. Listen. 432 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,910 D-- did you, uh, you did get fixed up 433 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,580 with one of the go-go boys in there, did you? 434 00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:38,040 - Are you kidding me? - Mm. 435 00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:39,960 Are you... I spent the last hour ditching guys 436 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,010 who thought I was offering them the key to my hotel room. 437 00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:45,050 Hotel. 438 00:23:45,130 --> 00:23:47,300 Hey, fellows, I got the key, I knew it would... 439 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:50,220 [instrumental music] 440 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:53,220 Any of you guys belong to a '57 Dodge pickup truck? 441 00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:04,610 Oh, shit! 442 00:24:04,690 --> 00:24:07,610 [singing in foreign language] 443 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,580 Not here for God's sake. 444 00:24:17,670 --> 00:24:21,210 Everybody's walking around. Listen. 445 00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:23,710 I wanna see you tonight. I'd like to talk to you. 446 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,840 It's about this game. 447 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,010 I know we said we'd be careful, but I don't think 448 00:24:28,090 --> 00:24:31,220 anybody will be on the top deck. I mean late. 449 00:24:38,350 --> 00:24:39,600 Hi, bunny. 450 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,190 You mean there's no such thing as 18-karat silver? 451 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,410 No, gold, my dear. Only gold. 452 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,530 If I'd been thinking more clearly I wouldn't have wasted 453 00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:55,410 15 minutes in some masseuse's apartment 454 00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:58,830 while she showed me her scrapbooks from World War II. 455 00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:02,960 - Is it your back? - Yes. All that running around. 456 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,840 Alright, Brownie troop, I just wanna ask you two questions. 457 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,550 - Who solved it, and how many? - Didn't you, sweetie? 458 00:25:08,630 --> 00:25:10,050 Hey, no talking about the game. 459 00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:12,640 Oh, I'll be more into it tomorrow night. 460 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,050 You'd better be, honey, or Sandra Dee 461 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,890 will be playing Sheila. 462 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,520 [instrumental music] 463 00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:33,200 [loud music on stereo] 464 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:37,290 - Terrific! - Go tell them to turn it down. 465 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:40,290 Are you mad? I'm not gonna play housemother to those two. 466 00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:44,040 Ah! Alone at last. 467 00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:45,790 Not while Clinton's al... 468 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,050 Good Lord. I was gonna say not while Clinton's on board 469 00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:52,300 and it came out "Not while Clinton's alive."” 470 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:55,260 Boy, you don't forgive easy. 471 00:25:55,350 --> 00:25:58,140 I've lived around Clintons all my life, 472 00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:00,350 starting with daddy, that same hearty way 473 00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:02,190 of bringing people to their knees 474 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:05,310 and then, handing out little presents. 475 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,190 Like this job. 476 00:26:07,270 --> 00:26:08,780 Alice: Why are you doing this? Anthony: Come on. 477 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,780 She wants a bigger bed. 478 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,410 [chuckling] 479 00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:15,370 Point noted. 480 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:18,200 Come over here. Let's forget Clinton for a while. 481 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,380 And starlight filled the corners of the room. 482 00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:30,210 You're an incurable romantic. 483 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:31,800 Oh, it's curable. 484 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,680 Clinton: I swear to God, I'm not. That's it. 485 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,100 Now, what's that all about? 486 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:39,100 Hey, turn off your questing mind for a while. 487 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,150 Alice: We went through a shuffle at the model agency, 488 00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:51,820 and I was broke. 489 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:54,860 Jean wasn't keeping me anymore, and I don't know 490 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:59,280 suddenly I just got this urge to take something, anything. 491 00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:01,450 Oh, I told myself it was because I was broke 492 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:05,290 but... really, it was just this urge. 493 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:10,210 So I ripped off a leopard coat. 494 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:14,050 Big brown buttons and slash pockets. 495 00:27:14,130 --> 00:27:17,800 Poor thing. But, of course, I got caught. 496 00:27:17,890 --> 00:27:19,970 "Would you please accompany me to the manager's office?" 497 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:21,640 They said. 498 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,520 And you know who got me out of it? 499 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,190 No, scratch that. We know how jealous you get, don't we? 500 00:27:28,270 --> 00:27:31,360 Anyway, I got bailed out and nobody knew. 501 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,740 But nobody knew me then. 502 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,780 That's why I was so out of it tonight. 503 00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:38,530 Clinton swore to me it was just a coincidence, but... 504 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,450 you see, it's not just me. 505 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:43,870 Look, darling. 506 00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:47,580 You see? 507 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,630 And I thought of you. 508 00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:55,010 And I thought that Clinton's got something on each of us. 509 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:58,390 He's just mixed up the cards, that's all. 510 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,010 It's rotten. 511 00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:04,930 But I'd like to know what the others are. 512 00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:06,940 I wonder what he's got for Anthony. 513 00:28:08,350 --> 00:28:10,400 That's the thing about secrets. 514 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,820 We all know stuff about each other, 515 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,820 we just don't know the same stuff. 516 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,320 How did he find out? 517 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,740 Sheila, probably. 518 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:26,000 Have you got the shoplifter card? That'd be ironic. 519 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,330 You won't tell. 520 00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:34,960 What card do you have? Hm? 521 00:28:35,050 --> 00:28:36,550 Now how are you going to get through this trip 522 00:28:36,630 --> 00:28:39,970 without jumping on my bones and eating me alive, hm? 523 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,010 What card do you have? 524 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:47,770 Please? Tell me. Tell me. 525 00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:50,400 Tell me. Please. 526 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,940 Is she still upset? 527 00:28:56,030 --> 00:28:57,780 What? Oh! 528 00:28:57,860 --> 00:29:01,490 - Talk about a body. - Please don't. 529 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,540 Oh! She's looking upset again. 530 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,830 That's because she doesn't like games. 531 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:12,670 - She always loses. - Will you stop it? 532 00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:16,710 Why don't you go down the hall and get yourself a job? 533 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,840 Oh, you're so mean to me. Isn't she mean to me? 534 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:22,220 Oh! Boo-hoo. 535 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,930 Boo-hoo. 536 00:29:25,010 --> 00:29:26,930 [crying] Boo-hoo! 537 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:30,730 Oh, Jesus. 538 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,400 [shower running] 539 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,400 [gargling] 540 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,170 Oh, you started without me. 541 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:02,260 [Clinton laughs] 542 00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:05,260 [clock ticking] 543 00:30:06,850 --> 00:30:07,970 [sighs] 544 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,400 [instrumental music] 545 00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:26,620 Lee, my darling. 546 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,450 What're you doing out here at this ungodly hour? 547 00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:33,830 Have I ever told you how sweet you were to me 548 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,540 when I was a child? 549 00:30:35,630 --> 00:30:37,380 Nothing could've been simpler. 550 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:43,630 No, I mean it. At daddy's legendary Sunday lunches. 551 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,140 I can still see you on Olivia de Havilland's lap. 552 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:51,270 It's funny, you know, she was one of the few people 553 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,640 that Sheila ever had anything good to say about. 554 00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:57,150 Couldn't you sleep? 555 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,650 Yes, if I took a Seconal, 556 00:30:59,730 --> 00:31:02,280 which I'd rather not do just yet. 557 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,280 [music continues] 558 00:31:07,570 --> 00:31:11,500 Lord, I hope that Clinton really does intend to do this movie. 559 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:15,000 Tom has done nothing but rewrite jobs for so long now. 560 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,880 And need I tell you the two years we've tried 561 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,920 living off Clinton's options on "Freak Show." 562 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,340 Hardly paid for the pool maintenance? 563 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:28,300 If a, um, glass of second-rate brandy at this hour 564 00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:30,850 might excuse a certain tactlessness 565 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,430 why don't you simply dip into capital 566 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,890 and produce your own picture? 567 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:37,690 Private finance is not that uncommon nowadays. 568 00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:40,520 Lee: Can you imagine how Tom would feel about that? 569 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,360 Well, heigh-ho, gang. 570 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,240 Going over your hand signals for the bridge tournament? 571 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,240 [chuckles] 572 00:31:51,990 --> 00:31:53,700 How'd I feel about what? 573 00:31:53,790 --> 00:31:56,960 If, um, if after a sudden blackout, 574 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,250 we all discovered we were dead 575 00:31:59,330 --> 00:32:01,000 as a result of some terrible crash 576 00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:02,710 and we're on our way to the great beyond. 577 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,970 - Hm, with Clinton as God. - Yes. 578 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:07,680 Give me a sip of that. 579 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,680 - It's bourbon. - Right. 580 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:14,680 Well, I hear that calisthenics are at 8:00 sharp. 581 00:32:14,770 --> 00:32:16,890 We wouldn't want to incur disfavor at this point. 582 00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:19,310 Would we? Goodnight. 583 00:32:25,990 --> 00:32:27,320 He's a nice man. 584 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,410 - Come on back down. - Mm. 585 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:38,290 - I only had one. - Don't worry about it. 586 00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:41,290 Let's just get some sleep. 587 00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:44,920 I'd kill myself for a hot bath. Clinton has the only tub. 588 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,600 - Want one of these? - I may not need it, doctor. 589 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,640 - What's the matter? - I don't know. 590 00:32:57,730 --> 00:33:00,850 There's something going on. I'm getting some strange vibes. 591 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,690 I'm gonna have a talk with Clinton. 592 00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:08,570 - At this hour? - He never sleeps, like Dracula. 593 00:33:08,650 --> 00:33:09,820 He hasn't had a good eight hours since the night 594 00:33:09,910 --> 00:33:11,820 Sheila was killed. 595 00:33:11,910 --> 00:33:14,120 Do you think we'll ever hear the last of Sheila? 596 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,830 Tommy, let's just make this movie, 597 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:19,250 and put the money in mutual bonds and go home. 598 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:30,050 [indistinct laughing] 599 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:37,890 Go to sleep, dear boy. 600 00:33:39,730 --> 00:33:43,860 They'll give us conflicting reports about it in the morning. 601 00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:50,860 [instrumental music] 602 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,990 Clinton, I've been thinking on the subject 603 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,040 of managing Alice's career. 604 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,960 I mean, we do sort of think of her career as our career 605 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,250 sort of thing, but still, my... 606 00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:05,670 My aspirations do run closer 607 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:08,590 to the production end of things, if you know what I mean. 608 00:34:08,670 --> 00:34:10,920 Production, casting, et cetera. 609 00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:13,720 Uh-huh! 610 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,390 What would you say, and please be 611 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:16,760 absolutely frank, 612 00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:19,470 to me asking you for an... 613 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,100 an associate producership on this upcoming film? 614 00:34:23,190 --> 00:34:26,230 - What would I say? - Mm-hm. 615 00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:28,190 I would say, uh, 616 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,190 "Boo-hoo." 617 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,200 [mock crying] 618 00:34:42,410 --> 00:34:45,080 There's nothing worse than a hustler with bad timing. 619 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,630 Crissy, put a little of this on my back, will you? 620 00:34:49,710 --> 00:34:51,840 I'd really love to, honey, but it'll throw my schedule off. 621 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,760 I have to do 25 minutes on my front today. 622 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,430 Oh, to make up for the 25 minutes you spent 623 00:34:56,510 --> 00:34:58,050 on your back last night. 624 00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:01,600 [laughing] Honey, put some gunk on her back, will you? 625 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,230 We don't want her to burn. 626 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,230 Christine: Anyhow, as I was saying, they shoot you 627 00:35:07,310 --> 00:35:09,230 full of these rhino trangs and then they wrap you 628 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,860 in these hot sheets. 629 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:13,740 You wake up five days later about 30 pounds thinner 630 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:17,160 and screaming for hot turkey sandwiches, I mean it... 631 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,160 - Hey, you listening to me? - Kind of. 632 00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:23,910 I'm here because I've got a client to keep and one to get. 633 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,920 What's your excuse? 634 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,790 I'm trying to hold on to a husband 635 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,170 who's trying to go down. 636 00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:31,590 With your money? 637 00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:46,730 I like you best alone. 638 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:49,940 You've been telling me that for years. 639 00:35:51,570 --> 00:35:53,070 Do you know that guy on the corner 640 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:54,820 who winds up his little mechanical men, 641 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,910 and they run crazily around? 642 00:35:58,910 --> 00:36:01,410 - I'm that guy. - Oh, Clinton. 643 00:36:01,490 --> 00:36:03,750 "Oh, Clinton," what? 644 00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:07,040 - I'm sorry. - You're sorry, what? 645 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,670 I'm sorry Anthony didn't handle that better. 646 00:36:11,290 --> 00:36:13,420 Cut. Print. 647 00:36:21,970 --> 00:36:24,890 [Christine humming] 648 00:36:43,950 --> 00:36:47,080 Whoo-hoo! Vittorio! 649 00:36:48,210 --> 00:36:52,630 Whoo-hoo! Vittorio! 650 00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:57,090 Shh! Christine, the crew are having their naps. 651 00:36:57,170 --> 00:37:00,590 Jesus! Watch Pakistan, and now naps for sailors? 652 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,140 Honey, would you drop me down a Tab? 653 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,060 My mouth is so dry I feel like they could shoot 654 00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:05,890 "Lawrence of Arabia"” in it. 655 00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:13,900 You know, Christine just said that her mouth is so dry 656 00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:15,900 they could fill "Lawrence of Arabia"” in it. 657 00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:18,280 Right. 658 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,280 Clinton: Tommy! 659 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,700 Hey, Tommy! Come on in. 660 00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:26,330 Tell us about the rewrite you did on Fistful of Lasagna 661 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,540 or whatever the hell it was. 662 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:31,210 You never talk about your work. Why is that? 663 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,750 Hey, Philip! 664 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,300 Philip! Philip, listen. 665 00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:40,840 I've been mulling over the opening sequence. 666 00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:44,300 What do you think? We zoom in close on a sleeping bag. 667 00:37:44,390 --> 00:37:47,220 Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, right? 668 00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:51,060 It's Sheila's mother in labor. 669 00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:53,650 - Think it'll play? - Sorry, Clinton. 670 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:56,270 I didn't quite get that. Shall we play what? 671 00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:00,820 Jesus, go back to sleep, Lee. 672 00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:05,410 [Christine humming] 673 00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:15,080 [instrumental music on stereo] 674 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,970 [speaking in foreign language on radio] 675 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:39,780 [humming] 676 00:38:45,030 --> 00:38:47,950 [intense music] 677 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,960 [whirring] 678 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:19,650 [ship rattling] 679 00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:22,900 [screaming] 680 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,160 [coughing] 681 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,750 [indistinct chatter] 682 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:49,140 [coughing] 683 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,400 [coughing] 684 00:40:05,610 --> 00:40:07,160 Stand up, Christine! 685 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,200 Christine: I hope you were taking movies. 686 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,280 [Christine laughs] 687 00:40:10,370 --> 00:40:12,620 Where's your robe? 688 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:15,290 - [Christine groans] - Get her a drink. 689 00:40:15,370 --> 00:40:17,080 [laughs] 690 00:40:17,170 --> 00:40:19,330 Oh, look at me. I got a new hairstyle. 691 00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:21,340 [laughing] 692 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,710 [screams] He hit me! 693 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,880 [groans] 694 00:40:25,970 --> 00:40:27,760 Get a... 695 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,140 Get me a glass of water and a couple of lesbians. 696 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,140 [laughing] 697 00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:35,770 Did you hear what I said? 698 00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:39,060 My, that was limpy. 699 00:40:39,150 --> 00:40:41,940 [Christine laughing] 700 00:40:42,020 --> 00:40:44,230 What's the matter with you people? 701 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,240 - [laughing] - Christine. 702 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,240 I'm so tired. I just have to take a nap now. 703 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,620 Wake me up when the credits are over. 704 00:40:55,830 --> 00:40:56,790 Hey, there. 705 00:40:56,870 --> 00:40:57,960 Is she okay? 706 00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,830 Yeah, she's alright. 707 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,960 Vittorio, Goddamn you, where are you? 708 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,750 [clamoring] 709 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,840 Alright, alright! You listen, come on. 710 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,840 You've got some explaining to do. 711 00:41:09,930 --> 00:41:12,010 Don't you know enough not to turn those eggbeaters on 712 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:14,010 when we're ditching around out there? 713 00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:17,140 This is a goddamn luxury cruise, not an obstacle course! 714 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,070 Look, I've been asking around, and none of us 715 00:41:24,150 --> 00:41:25,860 was in sight of any of the others 716 00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:27,650 for just those few seconds. 717 00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:29,570 Alice claims to have been in her cabin. 718 00:41:29,650 --> 00:41:31,660 I was in the lounge with Guido. 719 00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:35,240 - Lee was on the top deck. - I was in my cabin. 720 00:41:35,330 --> 00:41:36,740 According to the rules of the genre, 721 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:38,790 we should now be looking for a motive. 722 00:41:38,870 --> 00:41:40,830 Even Clinton could have climbed up the other ladder 723 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,830 and started the engines. 724 00:41:47,510 --> 00:41:50,050 Well, well, well, not pawing through my... 725 00:41:50,130 --> 00:41:51,510 bag of tricks there, are you, dad? 726 00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:53,050 - No, Clinton. - Ooh! [groans] 727 00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:56,390 - Trying to get my attention? - It's my back. 728 00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:58,980 Come up here, don't you slip a disc. 729 00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:00,270 No, don't answer that. 730 00:42:00,350 --> 00:42:01,890 We don't want this topic to degenerate 731 00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:04,810 into the discussion phase. Take a pill. 732 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:08,320 Vittorio, get my friend two blue with the purple stripe. 733 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,700 Maybe if I stayed out of tonight's game. 734 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,910 Oh, Jesus, I'd really hate that. 735 00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:16,870 But que sera, but as long as you're ready 736 00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:18,200 for Saturday night, which is your biggie. 737 00:42:18,290 --> 00:42:20,040 - Saturday? - Yep. 738 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,290 Moor away, laddies. 739 00:42:22,370 --> 00:42:23,500 You like it? 740 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,920 [chuckles] I love it. 741 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,210 Tiny, tiny islands fascinate my ass. 742 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:32,220 I've got this crazy broker in London 743 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,590 that sends me these brochures on all the islands for sale 744 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,810 all over the world. Little impoverished islands. 745 00:42:37,890 --> 00:42:39,850 A few thousand dollars cash and you're practically 746 00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:42,850 king to six shepherds and their families. 747 00:42:42,940 --> 00:42:44,230 Or whatever. 748 00:42:44,310 --> 00:42:46,730 I read every word on every island. 749 00:42:46,810 --> 00:42:48,230 And you know what I do? 750 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,530 I tear them neatly in half 751 00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:51,940 and drop them in the waste basket. 752 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:53,320 Then I say to myself-- 753 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,490 I'm still weak, Clinton, 754 00:42:54,570 --> 00:42:57,620 but I'm eating solid food. 755 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,870 I say to myself, "If there's one thing I hate, 756 00:42:59,950 --> 00:43:03,290 it's to have my island speech interrupted.” 757 00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:05,920 I say to myself... 758 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,170 "No, you poor people, 759 00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:12,630 you don't deserve a good king like me." 760 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,640 That's what I say. [chuckles] 761 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:22,390 [engine revving] 762 00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:27,770 Three hours to magic time. Bye-bye! 763 00:43:29,770 --> 00:43:32,690 [dramatic music] 764 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:37,820 Heidi-heidi-ho, gamesters! 765 00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:40,030 Everybody on the decky-wecky. 766 00:43:41,490 --> 00:43:44,710 Oh, there they are. 767 00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:46,710 You know, it really touches me, the way you people 768 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:49,170 humor me, day after day. 769 00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:51,800 Here they are, gang, your clues for this evening. 770 00:43:56,090 --> 00:43:59,010 Read them and weep. Good work, Tom. 771 00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:01,600 Alright, the launch will be back 772 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,180 to pick you up at 8:20 sharp. 773 00:44:04,270 --> 00:44:06,190 Be ready. 774 00:44:06,270 --> 00:44:09,150 Philip: Hey, Clinton! Who are we looking for? 775 00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:12,570 Tonight, the homosexual. 776 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,030 Philip: In a monastery? 777 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:16,490 Where else? 778 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,490 [engine revving] 779 00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:25,000 [clears throat] "The isle off the Church of Saint Pierre." 780 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,210 Shouldn't that... That must be of, "O-F," hm? 781 00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:32,170 "This isle, now largely uninhabited 782 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:35,380 by modest fisher folk was once the domain 783 00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:38,220 of the [laughs] now devastating monastery 784 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,680 of forgotten men." 785 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,140 Hey. This must be a put-on, yeah? 786 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:44,060 Clinton's fine Italian hand. 787 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,520 "Travelers engulf from many lands 788 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,100 to the site of this former 11th century refuge 789 00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:53,900 of perverts, onanists, catamites 790 00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:56,400 and other riffraff of the day." 791 00:44:56,490 --> 00:44:58,860 We have just 15 minutes. 792 00:44:58,950 --> 00:45:01,370 Just enough time for me to get dressed as a catamite, 793 00:45:01,450 --> 00:45:02,780 if I knew what it was. 794 00:45:02,870 --> 00:45:03,990 Anthony: Right. 795 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:09,170 Honey, honey, I know this isn't the kind of junk 796 00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:11,040 you keep in your head, but, um... 797 00:45:11,130 --> 00:45:12,540 - But what? - Well... [clears throat] 798 00:45:12,630 --> 00:45:14,300 Can you ever remember hearing any gossip 799 00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:17,670 about Alice being arrested? 800 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,880 For taking something from a shop. 801 00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:28,430 Tom: I'm going to grab a quick shower before we take off. 802 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,770 Just be a minute. 803 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:31,980 Okay? 804 00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,490 Okay? 805 00:45:37,570 --> 00:45:40,360 [sighs] Do you think there's a homosexual aboard the yacht? 806 00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:43,870 God, I don't know. Is there a dividing line today? 807 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:46,540 Don't patronize me. 808 00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:48,750 Patronize? Is that the word you really mean? 809 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,830 Tom: What's the matter now? - I'm sorry. 810 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,710 [shower running] 811 00:45:58,210 --> 00:46:00,720 Is this game only a game? 812 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,130 Tom: I'll be right out. 813 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:04,970 I'll be up on deck. 814 00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:16,570 [door opens] 815 00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:19,570 [intense music] 816 00:46:48,390 --> 00:46:49,520 [water dripping] 817 00:46:51,270 --> 00:46:53,190 [owl] hooting in distance] 818 00:46:53,270 --> 00:46:54,600 [water dripping] 819 00:47:02,110 --> 00:47:05,030 [whirring] 820 00:47:17,790 --> 00:47:19,880 [indistinct rumbling] 821 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,880 [water dripping] 822 00:47:35,190 --> 00:47:37,940 [bird screeching] 823 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:40,690 Ah, it's all rather like a Hammer film, isn't it? 824 00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:42,110 [thunder rumbling] 825 00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:46,990 He's got the sound department working overtime. 826 00:47:47,070 --> 00:47:48,660 Lee: It's weird. 827 00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:50,530 [owl] hooting] 828 00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:52,370 And I'm scared. 829 00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:07,130 "In these ruins, monks' robes must be worn at all times 830 00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:09,760 in respect for the departed brothers." 831 00:48:09,850 --> 00:48:12,680 I fear it's to be a costume party. 832 00:48:12,770 --> 00:48:14,730 "The evening tour commences at 9:00 p.m. 833 00:48:14,810 --> 00:48:17,140 and ends at 9:30 p.m., regardless. 834 00:48:17,230 --> 00:48:21,020 To begin before will enrage the spirit of Fra Pervertus. 835 00:48:21,110 --> 00:48:25,530 The vows of silence must be observed, so keep..." 836 00:48:25,610 --> 00:48:29,370 So keep what? Keep what? Keep... What does it say? 837 00:48:31,410 --> 00:48:33,240 [Christine laughs] 838 00:48:33,330 --> 00:48:35,250 Christine: I don't like that at all. 839 00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:38,250 [ticking] 840 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,130 What time is it? 841 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,590 [indistinct chanting] 842 00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:58,230 It begins. 843 00:48:58,310 --> 00:48:59,980 That's Clinton. 844 00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:01,730 All we have to do is find him. 845 00:49:01,810 --> 00:49:05,690 Vows of silence. Vows of silence. 846 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:08,700 [singing in foreign language] 847 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,830 [laughing] 848 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:27,760 Well, it's the sound of music, for God's sake. 849 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,880 But then, how are we supposed to know 850 00:49:28,970 --> 00:49:30,260 which place to look for him? 851 00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:32,090 We're wasting time. 852 00:49:44,110 --> 00:49:45,440 [whispers] Clinton. 853 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,780 Clinton, what am I supposed to do? 854 00:49:51,610 --> 00:49:52,910 [Clinton coughs] 855 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,910 Listen, I know it's you. 856 00:49:56,540 --> 00:49:58,080 I heard you cough. 857 00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:06,130 Now, the others there, they're on tape. 858 00:50:06,210 --> 00:50:07,170 Right? 859 00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:09,800 [groans] 860 00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:16,220 [chanting continues] 861 00:50:22,730 --> 00:50:24,860 [water dripping] 862 00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:26,860 [owl] hooting] 863 00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:49,260 [chanting continues] 864 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:04,650 [clatters] 865 00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:22,620 [chanting continues] 866 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,640 [Philip laughs] That's disgusting. 867 00:51:44,730 --> 00:51:48,190 - But clever. - Shh. You'll ruin it. 868 00:51:48,270 --> 00:51:50,900 Philip: You're supposed to be Alice, obviously. 869 00:51:50,980 --> 00:51:52,320 And you're supposed to be on the other side, 870 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,150 so I can use the slider. 871 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,530 Much more effective but the door's stuck. 872 00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:59,780 Clinton: Goddamnit! 873 00:51:59,870 --> 00:52:01,240 How'd you find me so fast? 874 00:52:01,330 --> 00:52:04,660 That "Isle off the Church" pun in the brochure. 875 00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:06,670 Not up to par, Your Eminence. 876 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,630 I'll fix the door. 877 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,590 [rattling] 878 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,840 They must have loused it up when they moved it. 879 00:52:18,930 --> 00:52:20,100 Can I help? 880 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:23,180 [grunts] No, just piss off... 881 00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:24,600 my son. 882 00:52:25,430 --> 00:52:26,770 [rattling] 883 00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:31,860 [chanting continues] 884 00:52:47,870 --> 00:52:49,790 [owl] hooting] 885 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,840 [lightning crashing] 886 00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:07,310 [door clattering] 887 00:53:07,390 --> 00:53:10,690 Ah, Goddamn you! 888 00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:12,520 Oh, for shame. 889 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:28,080 [bird screeches] 890 00:53:37,510 --> 00:53:38,630 Damn. 891 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,020 Wanna kiss me? 892 00:53:49,770 --> 00:53:51,900 [chuckles] 893 00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:53,860 You could do with a little more rouge. 894 00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:55,070 Mm. 895 00:53:56,730 --> 00:53:57,990 Is the volume too high out there? 896 00:53:58,070 --> 00:54:00,360 Mm. Too low, if anything. 897 00:54:00,450 --> 00:54:01,700 [groans] 898 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:04,580 Shit, nothing's going right. 899 00:54:04,660 --> 00:54:07,410 Maybe if I, uh, open the door 900 00:54:07,490 --> 00:54:09,830 to the chapel a little wider, huh? 901 00:54:11,170 --> 00:54:13,080 [chanting continues] 902 00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:17,920 ~ I got rhythm [ 903 00:54:18,010 --> 00:54:20,090 ~ I got... 904 00:54:27,310 --> 00:54:29,220 [whistling] 905 00:54:32,390 --> 00:54:33,400 Clinton? 906 00:54:35,190 --> 00:54:36,520 Clinton. 907 00:54:36,610 --> 00:54:37,940 [door creaks] 908 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,820 Ollie, Ollie, oxen free! 909 00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:44,620 [lightning crashes] 910 00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:47,790 Just give us the news, please. 911 00:54:47,870 --> 00:54:50,950 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 912 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,040 Am I the first? 913 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,830 [knock on door] 914 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,830 What do I do now? 915 00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,710 Oh, but, Clinton, don't leave me. 916 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,710 Clinton, I hate being scared. 917 00:55:02,380 --> 00:55:03,720 Scared. 918 00:55:09,430 --> 00:55:11,600 - Ah! - Shh! 919 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,770 [whispering] Then Alice has the homosexual card. 920 00:55:13,850 --> 00:55:17,020 Just keep your voice down and get the hell out of here. 921 00:55:17,110 --> 00:55:21,240 Oh, Clinton, this is just the best game I've ever... played. 922 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:28,280 Darling, it's brilliant. It's really brilliant. 923 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:33,790 [lightning crashing] 924 00:55:40,130 --> 00:55:41,460 [clattering] 925 00:55:41,550 --> 00:55:44,470 [chanting continues] 926 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,240 Alice: Hello? 927 00:56:10,330 --> 00:56:13,080 Clinton? Is somebody there? 928 00:56:15,870 --> 00:56:17,620 What's going on? 929 00:56:23,090 --> 00:56:25,670 Hey, that's not fair. 930 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,890 Clinton, you can't do that! 931 00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:32,890 [instrumental music] 932 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:44,530 Vittorio thought that Guido had picked him up and vice versa. 933 00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:47,150 But he's not in port, and he hasn't slept in his bed. 934 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,950 Ah-hah. It's part of the game. It's a clue. 935 00:56:50,030 --> 00:56:52,280 He hasn't filled in the scoreboard. 936 00:56:52,370 --> 00:56:54,330 Maybe he's still romping around Dragonwyck. 937 00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:56,830 Or perhaps lying in a box of Earth 938 00:56:56,910 --> 00:56:57,870 with a stake through his heart. 939 00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:58,920 - Oh. - Uh... 940 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,630 He seemed edgy last night. 941 00:57:00,710 --> 00:57:02,090 The door was stuck. 942 00:57:02,170 --> 00:57:04,710 Uh, the cassette wasn't loud enough and the-- 943 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,380 - What door? - The confessional-- 944 00:57:06,470 --> 00:57:08,300 Hey! Loose lips sink ships. 945 00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:10,470 Hey! Who cares about the game at this point? 946 00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:12,680 I mean, something is flooey. Now, where is he? 947 00:57:19,690 --> 00:57:20,650 Christine: Clinton? 948 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,280 Clinton? 949 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,290 Oh, that's funny. 950 00:57:46,590 --> 00:57:48,170 Clinton? 951 00:57:48,260 --> 00:57:49,840 [Alice screams] 952 00:57:49,930 --> 00:57:52,470 Anthony: Out! Just out! 953 00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:58,730 Apparently, there is a God. 954 00:58:02,810 --> 00:58:04,860 Do-- don't touch anything. 955 00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:06,070 I won't. 956 00:58:08,650 --> 00:58:10,200 It must have been the storm. 957 00:58:11,610 --> 00:58:12,860 Loosened the stone. 958 00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:29,840 Anthony: Well, what do we do with the ladies? 959 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,430 Philip: Tell them to wait. 960 00:58:31,510 --> 00:58:33,840 Oh, uh, shouldn't we notify the authorities? 961 00:58:33,930 --> 00:58:37,260 On an island with two cafes and a weaver? 962 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,810 Something's wrong. 963 00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:46,230 I hope you brought your fingerprint kit. 964 00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:04,620 Oh. 965 00:59:04,710 --> 00:59:07,040 I see Clinton finally got this door open, 966 00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:10,170 breaking it in the process, as usual. 967 00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:12,550 [door creaks] 968 00:59:12,630 --> 00:59:15,510 - Alice is sick. - Oh, dear. 969 00:59:15,590 --> 00:59:17,850 Anthony: We're going back. 970 00:59:17,930 --> 00:59:19,260 [door closes] 971 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,370 Ah-ha! 972 00:59:39,330 --> 00:59:40,660 Tom: What? 973 00:59:44,830 --> 00:59:46,170 A vital clue? 974 00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:49,630 Clinton didn't smoke cigarettes. 975 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:52,920 There's no seaplane. 976 00:59:53,010 --> 00:59:54,170 [speaking in foreign language] 977 00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:56,470 The police will arrive late tonight 978 00:59:56,550 --> 00:59:59,390 or early in the morning by craft. 979 00:59:59,470 --> 01:00:01,850 It takes six to eight hours. 980 01:00:01,930 --> 01:00:04,770 We will harbor here until. 981 01:00:04,850 --> 01:00:08,110 Uh, good, good, good. Thank you very much, captain. 982 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:13,490 Well, I guess that means, uh, an inquest and reporters. 983 01:00:13,570 --> 01:00:15,320 Yeah, you better get your left profile ready. 984 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,030 Oh, shut up, Christine. 985 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,370 They can't very well bury him at sea, can they? 986 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:24,450 No, there's too much pollution in the Mediterranean already. 987 01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:28,250 Poor Clinton. It's such a shame. 988 01:00:28,330 --> 01:00:30,750 It would have been such a big grosser for him. 989 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,880 "The Last of Sheila.” 990 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,970 Hey, now, he's dead. 991 01:00:35,050 --> 01:00:36,630 I mean, you sit around here and you talk about 992 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,220 some goddamn movie and he's dead... 993 01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:41,050 Will you stop hawking that ice bucket? 994 01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:45,480 I'm just gonna have my Bloody Mary straight up. 995 01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,520 Uh, me, too. Bourbon. 996 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,900 Christine, listen, Clinton's misadventure is unfortunate, 997 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:54,820 but an accident is an accident, and a film is a film. 998 01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:57,490 Has it occurred to anybody that this isn't the first accident? 999 01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,160 Yesterday, the propeller, last night, the stone. 1000 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,830 What do you mean? 1001 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:05,330 Suppose the propeller wasn't an accident. 1002 01:01:05,410 --> 01:01:06,870 Suppose it was a mistake. 1003 01:01:08,370 --> 01:01:10,380 You mean someone was trying to kill Clinton? 1004 01:01:10,460 --> 01:01:12,000 Why should anyone want to kill Chris? 1005 01:01:12,090 --> 01:01:13,710 Yeah, we're not in Hollywood. 1006 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,550 Oh, come off it, Tom. 1007 01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:18,680 Tom: Look, I assumed Clinton was swimming near the propeller. 1008 01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,760 II heard him yelling. Didn't you? Didn't we all? 1009 01:01:21,850 --> 01:01:23,970 What fantasies are you building? 1010 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,390 Who did not solve the game last night? 1011 01:01:35,570 --> 01:01:37,240 Why did you say, "That's funny" 1012 01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,280 when we were standing outside the chapel? 1013 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,870 Alice: Because it was locked when I left last night. 1014 01:01:41,950 --> 01:01:43,830 Then I want to know why was it unlocked this morning, 1015 01:01:43,910 --> 01:01:45,490 and why did Clinton put the sign out? 1016 01:01:45,580 --> 01:01:47,040 Anthony: Because the game was over. 1017 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,290 Alice: It was, but it shouldn't have been. 1018 01:01:49,370 --> 01:01:51,040 I had the homosexual card, 1019 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:53,380 and the game should have gone on until I found him. 1020 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:55,000 Tom: Exactly. 1021 01:01:55,090 --> 01:01:56,550 There were some interesting points in the chapel. 1022 01:01:56,630 --> 01:02:00,220 Interesting how? I mean, obviously, he was leaving. 1023 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:03,510 The storm shook the place and the stone fell on him. 1024 01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:05,760 Not unless he was crawling. 1025 01:02:05,850 --> 01:02:07,180 Why would he be crawling? 1026 01:02:07,270 --> 01:02:10,730 Uh, the, the stone that fell 1027 01:02:10,810 --> 01:02:12,690 on Clinton's head came from the base of the column. 1028 01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:14,610 It was grooved. 1029 01:02:14,690 --> 01:02:16,940 The tops of the columns are shaped like acanthus leaves, 1030 01:02:17,030 --> 01:02:18,530 the bottoms are grooved. 1031 01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:20,780 Interesting point number one. 1032 01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:23,820 Then, uh, there was that piece of wood. 1033 01:02:26,790 --> 01:02:28,370 What's that? 1034 01:02:28,450 --> 01:02:31,620 I found it in the folds of Clinton's robe. 1035 01:02:31,710 --> 01:02:33,670 It's from the grille on the door to the priest's box. 1036 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:36,380 Interesting point number two. 1037 01:02:36,460 --> 01:02:40,510 Um, um, I didn't see any grille on the priest's door. 1038 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:43,130 Tom: Oh, right. You never found him, you said. 1039 01:02:43,220 --> 01:02:45,760 Now, what do you mean, he said? 1040 01:02:45,850 --> 01:02:48,140 There was a grille last night, but not this morning. 1041 01:02:48,220 --> 01:02:51,640 That grille was removed. Why? Where's the rest of it? 1042 01:02:51,730 --> 01:02:55,150 And what was this doing in the priest's box? 1043 01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:57,150 Clinton didn't smoke cigarettes. 1044 01:02:58,900 --> 01:02:59,860 Newport. 1045 01:03:05,660 --> 01:03:08,540 [chuckles] I'm not the only one who smokes Newports. 1046 01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:12,620 Come on. There are cartons all over the ship. 1047 01:03:12,710 --> 01:03:13,960 I'm smoking one. 1048 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,710 Christine: Hey, what's the difference? 1049 01:03:15,790 --> 01:03:18,880 Tom: Did you smoke in there? - No. 1050 01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,970 Tom: You? - I never found him. 1051 01:03:22,050 --> 01:03:25,090 Of course. I forgot. Honey? 1052 01:03:25,180 --> 01:03:26,390 I don't know. I don't remember. 1053 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:27,640 But surely not in the priest's box. 1054 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:28,970 No, of course not. 1055 01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:30,520 Interesting point number three. 1056 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,350 A cigarette nobody smoked. 1057 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,020 See, [clears throat] 1058 01:03:35,100 --> 01:03:37,230 I don't think Clinton died near the pillar at all. 1059 01:03:37,310 --> 01:03:39,190 I think he died in the priest's box. 1060 01:03:39,270 --> 01:03:41,690 And not from a stone falling or otherwise. 1061 01:03:41,780 --> 01:03:43,360 So what do you think happened? 1062 01:03:43,450 --> 01:03:46,320 I think he was about to leave when somebody came in. 1063 01:03:46,410 --> 01:03:47,910 I'm not saying one of us. 1064 01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:50,990 Somebody came in, smashed through the grille-- 1065 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,700 Anthony: With what, pray tell? 1066 01:03:52,790 --> 01:03:54,370 Tom: Mm, I don't know. 1067 01:03:54,460 --> 01:03:56,120 Maybe something he brought with him. 1068 01:03:56,210 --> 01:03:57,580 Christine: He or she. 1069 01:03:57,670 --> 01:03:59,540 Philip: The candle holder, perhaps. 1070 01:03:59,630 --> 01:04:02,760 Mm, crossed my mind. 1071 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,050 - Maybe it was an accident. - Oh, maybe, maybe. 1072 01:04:05,130 --> 01:04:08,090 But at any rate, he decided to make it look like an accident. 1073 01:04:08,180 --> 01:04:11,850 See, I'm theorizing that he or she stood there for a moment 1074 01:04:11,930 --> 01:04:13,390 assessing the situation, 1075 01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,690 which would account for the cigarette. 1076 01:04:15,770 --> 01:04:17,520 Slipped the sign under the door 1077 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,310 to be sure there wouldn't be any more interruptions. 1078 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:21,690 Dragged Clinton over, placing him near the pillar, 1079 01:04:21,780 --> 01:04:24,400 smashed the stone down, thereby making his first mistake. 1080 01:04:24,490 --> 01:04:26,530 He assumed the stone was from the top of the column. 1081 01:04:26,610 --> 01:04:29,120 It wasn't. But then there was very little light. 1082 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,540 Now, he had the problem of the wood. 1083 01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:34,870 - What problem? - Darling, darling. 1084 01:04:34,950 --> 01:04:37,000 He couldn't very well leave the grille broken. 1085 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,960 He hoped, with the frame empty, it would go unnoticed. 1086 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,130 Unfortunately, second mistake, 1087 01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:44,550 One piece had lodged in Clinton's robe. 1088 01:04:44,630 --> 01:04:46,130 The only thing left to do then was get rid 1089 01:04:46,220 --> 01:04:48,550 of the splintered pieces, probably into the sea. 1090 01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:51,260 And the game was over. 1091 01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:55,980 Hell, I think we can agree that none of us did it, can't we? 1092 01:04:58,350 --> 01:05:01,310 Well, I mean, who would? 1093 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,690 I really mean, who wouldn't? But I mean, who really would? 1094 01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:08,740 Alice: Right. After all, we're not the only people around. 1095 01:05:08,820 --> 01:05:11,410 What about some of the weirdoes on this ship? 1096 01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:12,910 What about Vittorio? 1097 01:05:12,990 --> 01:05:14,740 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1098 01:05:14,830 --> 01:05:16,250 That's not what Tom has been saying. 1099 01:05:16,330 --> 01:05:19,120 Tom has been saying that one of us did it. 1100 01:05:19,210 --> 01:05:20,960 Or, uh, haven't you been listening? 1101 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:22,250 - Now, hold it. - I don't care. 1102 01:05:22,340 --> 01:05:23,340 That's your problem. 1103 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:25,420 [indistinct chatter] 1104 01:05:25,510 --> 01:05:28,470 Hold it, please. I'm sorry, I was only exploring. 1105 01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:30,510 I haven't accused anyone. 1106 01:05:30,590 --> 01:05:32,640 Yet. 1107 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,970 Look, let me just get this out. 1108 01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:36,890 Five minutes, and then I'm gonna have five scotches 1109 01:05:36,980 --> 01:05:39,060 and take a long nap. 1110 01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:41,350 - You think you know who? - No. No. 1111 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:42,940 Then stop telling us what you don't know 1112 01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:45,360 and tell us what you do. 1113 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:46,860 Well, [clears throat] there is someone 1114 01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:49,780 who might clear this up for us. 1115 01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:51,740 - Who? - Clinton. 1116 01:05:51,820 --> 01:05:53,200 So help me God, if this is a hoax 1117 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,660 and he comes, walks in through that door, 1118 01:05:54,740 --> 01:05:56,370 I'm gonna throw this cut glass ashtray 1119 01:05:56,450 --> 01:05:57,910 right in his face. 1120 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,250 There's no hoax. Clinton's dead alright. 1121 01:06:00,330 --> 01:06:03,040 Anthony: Just say what's on your mind. 1122 01:06:03,130 --> 01:06:05,420 - Okay. - May I have another? 1123 01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:06,630 Tom: I think it's tied up to the game 1124 01:06:06,710 --> 01:06:07,880 we've been playing this week. 1125 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,260 Do you all have the cards 1126 01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:10,380 Clinton handed out on the first night? 1127 01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:11,630 Oh, we passed it. 1128 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,340 I may have no idea where mine is. 1129 01:06:22,350 --> 01:06:25,110 Alright. Alright, I'll go and look for it. 1130 01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:34,780 Thanks. 1131 01:06:34,870 --> 01:06:36,870 I wonder what we're gonna feel like an hour from now. 1132 01:06:38,410 --> 01:06:40,710 When Tom's finished writing the scene, 1133 01:06:40,790 --> 01:06:42,750 I'll tell you what attitude to play. 1134 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:45,630 I've done it before, you know? 1135 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:47,670 I'm beginning to wish I hadn't started all this. 1136 01:06:47,750 --> 01:06:50,380 You could stop right now. 1137 01:06:50,470 --> 01:06:52,380 It's gonna be interesting. 1138 01:06:58,010 --> 01:06:59,720 Um, okay? 1139 01:06:59,810 --> 01:07:01,430 Oh, thank you. 1140 01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,140 Alright. [clears throat] 1141 01:07:03,230 --> 01:07:05,940 Now, if everyone will, uh, please put their cards, 1142 01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:08,940 if you'll pardon the expression, on the table. 1143 01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:23,620 Philip: Well, there's only five there. Where's the other one? 1144 01:07:23,710 --> 01:07:24,870 Tom? 1145 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,630 Hm? I'll show mine in a minute. 1146 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:28,040 Oh, well, I'd like to see it now. 1147 01:07:28,130 --> 01:07:30,880 Well, let's give him a chance, shall we? 1148 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,340 Alright. Alright. 1149 01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:35,640 Now, we all knew about two of these secrets. 1150 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:37,220 We've already played them. 1151 01:07:37,300 --> 01:07:39,680 "Shoplifter" and "Homosexual." 1152 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,100 The others we're seeing for the first time. 1153 01:07:42,180 --> 01:07:46,400 "Ex-convict.”" "Informer." "Child M..." 1154 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,320 Oh. Excuse me. "Little Child Molester." 1155 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,530 And mine. 1156 01:07:52,150 --> 01:07:54,700 So, this was Clinton's idea for a week of fun. 1157 01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:57,450 Him assigning us secrets, us discovering them. 1158 01:07:57,530 --> 01:07:58,950 And it was a good game. 1159 01:07:59,030 --> 01:08:00,370 But some of us began to suspect 1160 01:08:00,450 --> 01:08:02,580 there was more to it than met the eye. 1161 01:08:02,660 --> 01:08:06,080 That Clinton had not assigned these six secrets at random, 1162 01:08:06,170 --> 01:08:09,670 but that each player had been, at one time in his life, 1163 01:08:09,750 --> 01:08:12,130 guilty of one of them. 1164 01:08:12,210 --> 01:08:13,380 Oh, no. 1165 01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:15,680 Not guilty of the secret he was assigned. 1166 01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:18,430 Clinton was a far more elegant game player than that. 1167 01:08:18,510 --> 01:08:20,050 And he certainly didn't want us refusing to play 1168 01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:23,060 on the first night, which we well might have done 1169 01:08:23,140 --> 01:08:24,390 had we been assigned our own secrets. 1170 01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:26,600 So it was more than a game. 1171 01:08:28,230 --> 01:08:30,860 It was a private joke. 1172 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:32,480 Anthony: What does your card say? 1173 01:08:32,570 --> 01:08:33,690 In a minute. 1174 01:08:36,570 --> 01:08:38,570 A man is dead. 1175 01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:40,580 Evidence indicates that it's murder. 1176 01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:44,200 And we've discovered the murdered man 1177 01:08:44,290 --> 01:08:47,420 was playing a sadistic game with his guests. 1178 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,710 A game whose central theme was six hidden shreds from the past. 1179 01:08:50,790 --> 01:08:52,050 Any questions? 1180 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:56,630 Yeah, but you see that he, he knew that I never meant to-- 1181 01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:00,470 - Christine, wait. Wait. - That's bullshit! 1182 01:09:00,550 --> 01:09:02,260 I mean, nobody would have knocked Clinton's brains in 1183 01:09:02,350 --> 01:09:03,890 because of some stupid secret. 1184 01:09:05,430 --> 01:09:07,020 I agree. 1185 01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:09,400 Look at these cards. Enough to make us squirm. Sure. 1186 01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:12,520 Enough to remind us of just how nasty Clinton could be. Sure. 1187 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,490 But enough to kill him? 1188 01:09:15,570 --> 01:09:16,740 No. 1189 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:19,070 Do let's see your card, old boy. 1190 01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:29,960 "Hit-And-Run Killer." 1191 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,500 - What is this, a joke? - No. 1192 01:09:32,590 --> 01:09:33,960 Clinton always took his games seriously. 1193 01:09:34,050 --> 01:09:36,840 He wouldn't have spoiled this with a joke. 1194 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,760 It seems clear enough he believed one of us 1195 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,760 guilty of a hit-and-run killing. 1196 01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,510 Sheila. 1197 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,930 The game was to be Clinton's revenge. 1198 01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:48,020 On? 1199 01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:49,560 The person whom he thought 1200 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,230 but couldn't prove to be guilty of Sheila's death. 1201 01:09:52,310 --> 01:09:54,230 On the last night, Saturday, my turn, 1202 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,400 he was gonna pull the plug on that person. 1203 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:57,530 How do you know? 1204 01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:58,780 Tom: He told me yesterday 1205 01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:00,030 when he gave me the pill for my back. 1206 01:10:00,110 --> 01:10:01,610 Ah. 1207 01:10:01,700 --> 01:10:04,200 Okay, everybody. What are you waiting for? 1208 01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,120 Let's all get up and run around in a circle. 1209 01:10:07,790 --> 01:10:09,580 [sighs] I mean, this is musical chairs, isn't it? 1210 01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:13,000 Isn't that what this is... musical chairs? 1211 01:10:14,590 --> 01:10:17,130 In Tom's mind, anyway. 1212 01:10:17,210 --> 01:10:19,840 Right, it's just one of Tom's damn fantasies. 1213 01:10:24,470 --> 01:10:26,390 But you're all still here. 1214 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:31,600 Okay... 1215 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,730 I'll start. 1216 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,200 Uh... 1217 01:10:58,380 --> 01:11:00,670 I had a thing with Clinton. 1218 01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:04,720 It wasn't much more than me feeling sorry for him. 1219 01:11:06,010 --> 01:11:08,350 It, uh, didn't last long. 1220 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,640 And it's in the past now. 1221 01:11:12,730 --> 01:11:14,520 More than ever, right now. 1222 01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:17,480 Anthony: Uh, Tom, a-- am I just being slow? 1223 01:11:17,570 --> 01:11:19,530 Are you saying, are you claiming that 1224 01:11:19,610 --> 01:11:22,780 homosexual card, meaning you're in the clear? 1225 01:11:22,860 --> 01:11:23,950 Because I don't know about the rest of you. 1226 01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:25,320 And I'm in no position 1227 01:11:25,410 --> 01:11:26,780 to challenge your little story, 1228 01:11:26,870 --> 01:11:29,870 charming as it was. 1229 01:11:29,950 --> 01:11:31,450 But then it's equally true that Clinton could've 1230 01:11:31,540 --> 01:11:34,710 come up with some dirty half-truths about you, 1231 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:36,830 you, you, or any of us. 1232 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,420 I mean, what gives you the right, 1233 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:40,420 the exclusive right to that card? 1234 01:11:42,130 --> 01:11:43,840 Fair enough. 1235 01:11:43,930 --> 01:11:46,390 I just looked at the cards and saw only one that applied to me. 1236 01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:48,100 Of course, if the same is true of you, Anthony, 1237 01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:49,930 then that's another story. 1238 01:11:50,010 --> 01:11:52,230 And it may mean that Clinton's game is invalid. 1239 01:11:55,690 --> 01:11:56,650 Well? 1240 01:11:58,310 --> 01:11:59,820 [chuckles] W-- What are you saying? 1241 01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:01,230 Now, are you trying to say I'm a homosexual now? 1242 01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:04,070 No, listen. Nobody says you're anything. 1243 01:12:04,150 --> 01:12:06,660 I just looked at the cards and said I was the homosexual. 1244 01:12:06,740 --> 01:12:08,120 That's all. 1245 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,950 Alice: But that was in the past. 1246 01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:12,950 They're all in the past. 1247 01:12:21,050 --> 01:12:22,960 Anybody want to say anything? 1248 01:12:27,090 --> 01:12:30,300 I mean, if ever there was an "unofficial investigation,” 1249 01:12:30,390 --> 01:12:31,930 this is it, right? 1250 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,110 Or should I tell you that Lee and I once heard rumors 1251 01:12:40,190 --> 01:12:42,230 about a shoplifting incident concerning somebody 1252 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:43,650 in this room? 1253 01:12:46,740 --> 01:12:47,700 Okay. 1254 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:51,160 Thanks. 1255 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:57,870 "Shoplifter." That's me. 1256 01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:00,330 It's the only one. 1257 01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:03,800 I stole a coat. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. 1258 01:13:05,630 --> 01:13:06,760 Don't look so shocked, Anthony. 1259 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,010 I'll swipe you some ID bracelets 1260 01:13:08,090 --> 01:13:09,930 and you'll forget all about it. 1261 01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:16,560 Tom: Alright. Well. 1262 01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,850 Me for the five scotches. 1263 01:13:18,940 --> 01:13:21,230 - Tom, if I may? - Sure. 1264 01:13:21,310 --> 01:13:24,360 That leaves the other four of us somewhat dangling, 1265 01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:25,860 wouldn't you say? 1266 01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:28,110 Mm-mm. Hello. 1267 01:13:33,870 --> 01:13:37,250 Well, what can I say? I was a, I was a secretary. 1268 01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:39,750 And I was just too eager. 1269 01:13:39,830 --> 01:13:41,210 So I dropped a few names 1270 01:13:41,290 --> 01:13:43,420 to the House Un-American Activities Committee. 1271 01:13:45,420 --> 01:13:49,470 Then those people didn't work for a while. Now they work. 1272 01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:52,010 Sometimes I try and get them work. 1273 01:13:52,090 --> 01:13:53,350 Sometimes I see them on the street, 1274 01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:56,180 and sometimes they cross the street. 1275 01:13:57,060 --> 01:13:58,390 So what? 1276 01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:03,810 There is one thing that confuses me. 1277 01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:04,860 Shoot. 1278 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:05,940 I'm just pursuing a thought, 1279 01:14:06,030 --> 01:14:07,150 you understand? 1280 01:14:07,230 --> 01:14:10,030 But as I see it, the logical person 1281 01:14:10,110 --> 01:14:12,620 to have killed Clinton is you, because-- 1282 01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:13,870 - Because... - No, sorry. Please go ahead. 1283 01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:15,660 No, no, no, no. No. No, go ahead. 1284 01:14:15,740 --> 01:14:17,830 Tom: I need some ice. - That's right. 1285 01:14:17,910 --> 01:14:19,870 Because no one else felt so threatened. 1286 01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,330 You were the only one... 1287 01:14:21,420 --> 01:14:23,750 Who knew about the hit-and-run killer card. 1288 01:14:23,830 --> 01:14:26,170 I was the only one meant to know about it. 1289 01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:28,010 Remember, Clinton would never have given that card 1290 01:14:28,090 --> 01:14:30,420 to the person he thought to be the killer. 1291 01:14:30,510 --> 01:14:32,720 Actually, I was horrified when I saw the card. 1292 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,430 I spoke to Clinton about it. He laughed. 1293 01:14:34,510 --> 01:14:37,930 Said he just made up a lot of melodramatic secrets. 1294 01:14:38,020 --> 01:14:40,310 But I'm guessing the killer overheard our conversation 1295 01:14:40,390 --> 01:14:42,020 and understood Clinton's real motive. 1296 01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:45,820 [chuckles] 1297 01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:48,860 Oh, you're cold, Tom. 1298 01:14:48,940 --> 01:14:50,190 You think it's me, don't you? 1299 01:14:51,450 --> 01:14:52,820 Your wife was 100 miles away 1300 01:14:52,910 --> 01:14:54,700 and your sophisticated director friend here 1301 01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:58,330 seems cool enough, but I'm a little nervous. 1302 01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,120 Besides, you dislike me too much. 1303 01:15:02,210 --> 01:15:04,670 I have no reason to dislike you. 1304 01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:06,500 Anthony: I feel it, though. 1305 01:15:06,590 --> 01:15:08,670 Anthony, I don't think this is the moment. 1306 01:15:08,750 --> 01:15:12,300 I think it's the moment. My moment. Time for my theory. 1307 01:15:15,850 --> 01:15:20,180 Now, today, we saw all the cards for the first time. 1308 01:15:20,270 --> 01:15:22,600 Now, it didn't take us long to find the truth in three of them. 1309 01:15:22,690 --> 01:15:24,270 Oh, and your mind worked fast. 1310 01:15:24,350 --> 01:15:25,650 I could almost hear it ticking over 1311 01:15:25,730 --> 01:15:27,940 as you quickly labeled Lee the ex-convict, 1312 01:15:28,020 --> 01:15:29,980 arrested in some anti-war rally. 1313 01:15:30,070 --> 01:15:32,320 Sentence suspended sort of thing. 1314 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,110 And Philip here? 1315 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:36,120 Oh, he can kid his way along with some 1316 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,410 witty child molester jokes. 1317 01:15:38,490 --> 01:15:40,370 And that leaves me. 1318 01:15:40,450 --> 01:15:42,080 Well, I've done time. 1319 01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:46,710 I've been in prison twice, for assault. 1320 01:15:46,790 --> 01:15:48,340 And I can prove it. 1321 01:15:51,170 --> 01:15:53,510 Can anyone else here make that particular claim? 1322 01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:02,930 Disappointed, Tom? 1323 01:16:03,020 --> 01:16:05,690 Actually, I was arrested, um, some years ago. 1324 01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:08,110 Anthony: Oh, no. No, no. - I was. I was arrested. 1325 01:16:08,190 --> 01:16:09,980 No. No, no, luv. Not just arrested. 1326 01:16:10,070 --> 01:16:13,990 You see that card? "Arrested"” is quite different. 1327 01:16:30,540 --> 01:16:33,460 [clears throat] Well... 1328 01:16:33,550 --> 01:16:35,470 [clears throat] As a matter of fact, II... 1329 01:16:37,180 --> 01:16:38,470 [sniffles] At this point, I don't think 1330 01:16:38,550 --> 01:16:39,800 we can go any further. 1331 01:16:39,890 --> 01:16:41,140 What? 1332 01:16:41,220 --> 01:16:42,810 What I mean is, we've established 1333 01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:44,810 what we set out to prove. 1334 01:16:46,850 --> 01:16:48,770 [Anthony chuckles] What is this? 1335 01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:54,110 I mean, we can't, uh, we can't, uh... 1336 01:16:54,190 --> 01:16:56,610 We all agreed to this. 1337 01:16:56,700 --> 01:16:58,320 We can't draw any ironclad conclusions. 1338 01:16:58,410 --> 01:17:00,280 It's all theoretical. 1339 01:17:00,370 --> 01:17:02,370 Oh, well, that's just fine. It's theoretical. 1340 01:17:02,450 --> 01:17:05,200 But, I mean, it's hardly fair to stop now, is it? 1341 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:10,170 Is it, Philip? Mm? 1342 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:14,340 I mean, uh, you want to choose from, uh, what's left? 1343 01:17:14,420 --> 01:17:16,380 Now, we've got, uh... 1344 01:17:16,470 --> 01:17:18,880 dented fenders, or... 1345 01:17:18,970 --> 01:17:21,100 how about a little petting in the playground? 1346 01:17:21,180 --> 01:17:23,510 Stop, everybody, please. 1347 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:25,850 By which I just mean, let me get this over with. 1348 01:17:25,930 --> 01:17:26,980 Tom: Honey-- - I was drunk. 1349 01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:29,060 I was too drunk to drive. 1350 01:17:29,150 --> 01:17:30,690 No, Tom, stay there, please. 1351 01:17:30,770 --> 01:17:33,820 I, I'm so sorry I didn't tell you. 1352 01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:35,150 I know you would've helped me do the right thing, 1353 01:17:35,230 --> 01:17:36,820 but I just couldn't. 1354 01:17:36,900 --> 01:17:38,240 I drove down the coast to the party. 1355 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,360 I overshot the driveway. My car skidded. 1356 01:17:40,450 --> 01:17:43,410 I didn't even see her. I panicked. 1357 01:17:43,490 --> 01:17:44,990 So I turned around and I drove 1358 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:46,580 all the way back to Santa Barbara. 1359 01:17:46,660 --> 01:17:48,000 The next morning I wrote that silly note 1360 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,830 about having to visit my school friend. 1361 01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:52,880 And I took the car and I drove as far away as I could. 1362 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,630 Las Vegas. 1363 01:17:54,710 --> 01:17:56,550 I traded cars at the car rental place, 1364 01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:59,470 and then that afternoon I drove home. 1365 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,720 And I thought I was safe. 1366 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,230 Until the game. 1367 01:18:13,940 --> 01:18:16,480 It was things that you said, Tom. 1368 01:18:16,570 --> 01:18:19,030 I started to think, and then... 1369 01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:23,910 I was the one who looked at the card. 1370 01:18:25,330 --> 01:18:26,700 I know the point of the game. 1371 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,580 I think it's vicious and I'd like you to stop it. 1372 01:18:31,670 --> 01:18:33,290 [Clinton whispering] Oh, go away. 1373 01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:35,840 Why did you wait so long? 1374 01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:38,260 Clinton: I only found out last week. 1375 01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:41,010 Harry's Rent-A-Car, Las Vegas. 1376 01:18:41,090 --> 01:18:42,300 Clinton: Remember? - It was-- 1377 01:18:42,380 --> 01:18:44,390 Clinton: I happened to meet Harry. 1378 01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:47,310 It was an accident. It was only an accident. 1379 01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:50,430 I swear, Clinton, I'm sorry. Well, I didn't... 1380 01:18:52,230 --> 01:18:53,690 Clinton: He said he hoped you weren't still worried 1381 01:18:53,770 --> 01:18:55,190 about the damage to the car. 1382 01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:00,740 I couldn't get control. I was drinking! 1383 01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:06,410 Clinton: The police never checked on out-of-state cars. 1384 01:19:06,490 --> 01:19:09,500 Please don't tell them. Please. Clinton! 1385 01:19:09,580 --> 01:19:12,870 Shh! You want to let the whole world know? 1386 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:15,630 See, that's what gave me the idea for the game. 1387 01:19:15,710 --> 01:19:18,300 Because the harder you try to keep a secret in, 1388 01:19:18,380 --> 01:19:20,710 the more it wants to get out. 1389 01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:22,630 Clinton: See you Saturday. - No! 1390 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:26,140 [thunder rumbling] 1391 01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:30,720 Clinton! Clinton! 1392 01:19:30,810 --> 01:19:33,060 Please! Please! 1393 01:19:33,980 --> 01:19:35,900 [sobbing] 1394 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:40,650 S-- Son of a bitch! 1395 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:48,080 [whimpers] 1396 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:55,620 Alice: Clinton? Is somebody there? 1397 01:19:57,580 --> 01:19:59,340 What's going on? 1398 01:20:06,550 --> 01:20:07,640 [grunts] 1399 01:20:19,770 --> 01:20:20,730 [thuds] 1400 01:20:22,900 --> 01:20:23,990 Darling. 1401 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:26,910 You're so smart. 1402 01:20:29,530 --> 01:20:31,830 You didn't think it could be me. 1403 01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:35,370 He kept whispering. He kept taunting me over and over again. 1404 01:20:35,460 --> 01:20:36,960 Darling, he was so mean. 1405 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:39,670 Lee, Lee, you don't have... 1406 01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:42,250 I just, I-- I-- I would like to go downstairs 1407 01:20:42,340 --> 01:20:45,470 and make a clean exit... by myself. 1408 01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:47,800 Okay? 1409 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,560 Don't worry, everybody, I'm okay. 1410 01:20:56,390 --> 01:20:57,350 Okay. 1411 01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:08,610 Sorry, Tom, but that "clean exit" line bothers me. 1412 01:21:11,490 --> 01:21:12,530 Oh. 1413 01:21:12,620 --> 01:21:13,580 Oh, no. 1414 01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:17,750 Lee! Lee! 1415 01:21:17,830 --> 01:21:19,420 [rattles doorknob] 1416 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:20,830 Lee, open up. 1417 01:21:26,220 --> 01:21:28,930 Goddamn it, Lee, unlock this door or I'll break it down! 1418 01:21:29,010 --> 01:21:30,140 Lee: Mmm. 1419 01:21:30,220 --> 01:21:32,510 I like you, but go away. 1420 01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:34,100 I want a nap. 1421 01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:36,520 Then-- then we'll talk about all kinds of stuff. 1422 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:40,060 I'm okay. I swear to God, I'm okay. 1423 01:21:40,150 --> 01:21:42,060 Alright, darling, if you say so. 1424 01:21:44,530 --> 01:21:46,280 I'll come back in a little while. 1425 01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:49,860 Okay? 1426 01:21:52,410 --> 01:21:55,040 Philip: Is she alright? 1427 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:58,210 Tom: The door is locked, but she talked to me and... 1428 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,630 she just wants to be alone. 1429 01:22:05,340 --> 01:22:06,420 I'm 1430 01:22:06,510 --> 01:22:07,590 I'm so... 1431 01:22:09,430 --> 01:22:10,760 It just never occurred to me. 1432 01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:12,760 You thought it was Anthony. 1433 01:22:12,850 --> 01:22:14,600 I don't even know what I thought. 1434 01:22:17,310 --> 01:22:20,270 - I'm sorry. - Oh, don't be, Tom. 1435 01:22:20,350 --> 01:22:22,100 You got other things on your mind. 1436 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:27,900 Well, what do you think? 1437 01:22:27,990 --> 01:22:30,530 Think there's anything we can do to help? 1438 01:22:30,610 --> 01:22:32,660 Let me know what you come up with. 1439 01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:43,880 Christine: Oh, my God, what a sick business this is! 1440 01:22:45,090 --> 01:22:46,500 Are you alright? 1441 01:22:46,590 --> 01:22:48,170 Christine: I am not. 1442 01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:50,170 I am in a deep state of shock. 1443 01:22:51,630 --> 01:22:53,430 Anthony just told me the deal 1444 01:22:53,510 --> 01:22:56,350 that Alice's ex-agents made for her on the Douglas picture 1445 01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:59,180 and I will never get over it. Would you like some cake? 1446 01:22:59,270 --> 01:23:01,390 - Yes, please. - How's Tom? 1447 01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,270 He says he doesn't want anything to eat. 1448 01:23:03,350 --> 01:23:05,150 - What about Lee? - Not a sound. 1449 01:23:05,230 --> 01:23:07,150 He's been down half a dozen times already. 1450 01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:10,070 Well, she's probably passed out. 1451 01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,910 Yeah, I never knew she was a boozer. 1452 01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:17,200 - In and out. - Oh, she was AA for a while. 1453 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:21,790 Still locked. 1454 01:23:21,870 --> 01:23:23,710 She doesn't answer. 1455 01:23:23,790 --> 01:23:26,420 The captain must have a master key. 1456 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:27,920 - I got it. Philip: Oh. 1457 01:23:29,090 --> 01:23:31,260 Shall I wake her? I don't know. 1458 01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:33,680 - You want me to go with you? - No, thank you. 1459 01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:52,400 Lee. 1460 01:23:54,490 --> 01:23:55,570 Lee darling? 1461 01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:59,120 [Lee moans] 1462 01:24:08,540 --> 01:24:10,090 Christine: You know, when I saw her in that chapel, 1463 01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:13,300 murder was scrawled all over her face. 1464 01:24:13,380 --> 01:24:15,130 My God, when I write my autobiography, 1465 01:24:15,220 --> 01:24:17,140 that line is gonna need a little help. 1466 01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:20,890 Well, I felt undercurrents all evening. 1467 01:24:20,970 --> 01:24:22,720 Oh, now you felt undercurrents. 1468 01:24:22,810 --> 01:24:24,980 Well, you know, I knew it. 1469 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:26,190 I mean, something told me it was gonna be 1470 01:24:26,270 --> 01:24:27,480 a bummer in there. 1471 01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:28,560 You know, that door creaked open 1472 01:24:28,650 --> 01:24:30,110 even before I touched it. 1473 01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:31,650 You know and then Clinton getting so physical, 1474 01:24:31,730 --> 01:24:34,650 and that awful, faraway look in his eye. 1475 01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:47,920 Tom. 1476 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,720 [buzzing] 1477 01:25:24,830 --> 01:25:25,790 Lee? 1478 01:25:27,790 --> 01:25:28,750 Lee? 1479 01:25:38,010 --> 01:25:38,970 Lee? 1480 01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:00,280 [knock on door] 1481 01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:02,070 Christine: Who is it? 1482 01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:04,160 Philip: I'm sorry. - Oh. 1483 01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:05,830 Oh, that's okay. 1484 01:26:05,910 --> 01:26:07,830 Have you met my fiancé? 1485 01:26:07,910 --> 01:26:09,460 Have you seen Lee? 1486 01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:11,580 Christine: No, uh-huh. Why, is anything wrong? 1487 01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:16,420 Tom. 1488 01:26:16,510 --> 01:26:18,130 - Mm. - Tom. 1489 01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:19,800 What? 1490 01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:21,680 Lee is not in her cabin. 1491 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:23,220 Where is she? 1492 01:26:23,300 --> 01:26:25,010 She's not in your room, she's not with Christine, 1493 01:26:25,100 --> 01:26:27,140 and Alice and Anthony are asleep. 1494 01:26:36,150 --> 01:26:38,280 Now what do we do? 1495 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,570 I don't know. 1496 01:26:39,650 --> 01:26:40,990 [whispers] I don't know. 1497 01:26:41,070 --> 01:26:42,320 Where's the captain? 1498 01:26:56,460 --> 01:26:59,380 [dramatic music] 1499 01:27:00,630 --> 01:27:03,550 [water dripping] 1500 01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:24,240 [camcorder whirring] 1501 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,630 How old do you think she was? 1502 01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:41,800 Don't think about it. 1503 01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:44,510 Thirty-five? Thirty-seven? 1504 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:49,560 I hope you're around if I die. 1505 01:27:52,310 --> 01:27:55,400 Alice: Wait a minute. - I don't like getting morbid. 1506 01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:57,520 [ship horn blaring] 1507 01:27:57,610 --> 01:27:59,520 I sure hope someone's around. 1508 01:28:02,610 --> 01:28:05,200 Is it terrible, just terrible to wonder 1509 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:07,410 if you can get a good hairdresser in this town? 1510 01:28:10,450 --> 01:28:12,160 Oh, Christine, you don't really need all that 1511 01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:14,370 for one night ashore. 1512 01:28:14,460 --> 01:28:16,580 Listen, I've always dreamed of being interrogated 1513 01:28:16,670 --> 01:28:18,880 in some cellar by some slob with steel teeth 1514 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:21,170 and I wanna look terrific tomorrow. 1515 01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:23,550 Anthony: Hey, listen. Must be a taxi strike. 1516 01:28:23,630 --> 01:28:24,880 I mean, if we don't get to the Majestic, 1517 01:28:24,970 --> 01:28:26,640 they'll give our rooms away. 1518 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:29,010 I'll be right back, okay? 1519 01:28:29,100 --> 01:28:30,760 Besides which, Guido said he'd take me dancing 1520 01:28:30,850 --> 01:28:32,970 tonight if I'd pay the check. Isn't he cute? 1521 01:28:44,740 --> 01:28:47,820 I... can't tell you how sorry I am. 1522 01:28:47,910 --> 01:28:50,830 I know. Are you free later? 1523 01:28:50,910 --> 01:28:52,790 Listen, darling, uh... 1524 01:28:52,870 --> 01:28:55,500 thanks for not letting on about, you know, us yesterday. 1525 01:28:56,460 --> 01:28:57,920 Oh, well, I thought-- 1526 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,540 There was enough flak in the air, right? 1527 01:28:59,630 --> 01:29:00,960 Well, there was. 1528 01:29:02,750 --> 01:29:05,170 Look... why don"t we cool it for a while, 1529 01:29:05,260 --> 01:29:07,130 aside from the bad press angle? 1530 01:29:07,220 --> 01:29:09,470 Let's be honest with each other. 1531 01:29:09,550 --> 01:29:11,850 Somehow, your being available 1532 01:29:11,930 --> 01:29:14,600 and my not being, it's not the same. 1533 01:29:16,890 --> 01:29:19,440 You'll always be the world's most attractive man. 1534 01:29:22,900 --> 01:29:25,150 God, what a thought I just got. 1535 01:29:25,900 --> 01:29:26,860 Namely? 1536 01:29:28,820 --> 01:29:31,320 If you get married again, give me a call. 1537 01:29:31,410 --> 01:29:32,990 Isn't that awful? 1538 01:29:37,250 --> 01:29:38,830 See you tomorrow. 1539 01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:44,800 Goodbyes after an ocean voyage are always so sad. 1540 01:29:54,140 --> 01:29:56,560 Whose fault is all this? 1541 01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:59,190 Clinton's? Lee's? 1542 01:29:59,270 --> 01:30:02,060 [chuckles] Mine? 1543 01:30:02,150 --> 01:30:04,570 Or Sheila, for being a tough broad who liked to wander 1544 01:30:04,650 --> 01:30:06,570 around Bel Air at 2:00 in the morning? 1545 01:30:07,940 --> 01:30:09,450 Does that make any sense? 1546 01:30:09,530 --> 01:30:12,070 Nothing makes any sense. 1547 01:30:12,160 --> 01:30:14,280 Something Clinton said 1548 01:30:14,370 --> 01:30:16,910 keeps rattling around in the back of my head, 1549 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:18,160 if I could remember it. 1550 01:30:18,250 --> 01:30:20,580 You'll be at the Majestic? 1551 01:30:20,670 --> 01:30:23,670 My invitation was for a week on the yacht. 1552 01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:25,500 I didn't bring any pocket money. 1553 01:30:26,880 --> 01:30:28,630 I'll see you tomorrow, I guess. 1554 01:30:35,310 --> 01:30:38,220 [indistinct chatter] 1555 01:30:43,650 --> 01:30:45,570 [speaking in foreign language] 1556 01:30:45,650 --> 01:30:48,570 [crowd cheering] 1557 01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:08,420 [church bell tolling] 1558 01:31:24,060 --> 01:31:26,980 [dramatic music] 1559 01:31:57,100 --> 01:32:00,020 [music continues] 1560 01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:19,410 - Anthony? - It's Tom. 1561 01:32:21,700 --> 01:32:23,040 What's going on here? 1562 01:32:25,290 --> 01:32:26,920 Jesus, are you waiting for the other members 1563 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:27,960 of your coven or what? 1564 01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:30,420 I've been calling your hotel. 1565 01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:32,420 Something's not at all right. 1566 01:32:33,630 --> 01:32:35,430 What are you doing? 1567 01:32:35,510 --> 01:32:36,930 I'm experimenting. 1568 01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:39,600 Look at this cigarette. 1569 01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:41,600 It's the original stub. 1570 01:32:43,390 --> 01:32:45,640 It's what I went down to ask Lee about last night. 1571 01:32:45,730 --> 01:32:48,440 Later, I dismissed it from my mind as a whim. 1572 01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:49,520 But tonight... 1573 01:32:49,610 --> 01:32:51,270 It's the shape. 1574 01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:53,990 Mm. That bothered me, too. 1575 01:33:00,030 --> 01:33:01,370 Philip: Stamp it out. 1576 01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:10,000 Aha. 1577 01:33:11,710 --> 01:33:12,670 Now... 1578 01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:17,930 Try this one. 1579 01:33:18,010 --> 01:33:19,590 Philip: Quickly, just once. 1580 01:33:20,300 --> 01:33:21,260 Uh-huh. 1581 01:33:23,060 --> 01:33:24,770 No, let it burn out. 1582 01:33:24,850 --> 01:33:28,480 You see, if it's dark and it's awkward for you... 1583 01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:31,980 you may stamp on the filter instead of the lit end. 1584 01:33:32,070 --> 01:33:34,070 Tom: If you only have one shot at it. 1585 01:33:34,150 --> 01:33:35,740 As Clinton did. 1586 01:33:35,820 --> 01:33:37,280 Clinton? 1587 01:33:37,360 --> 01:33:39,530 It was in the box where he was killed, after all. 1588 01:33:40,870 --> 01:33:43,660 - Bear with me, please. - What-- 1589 01:33:43,740 --> 01:33:47,790 Now, remember, we both thought this came from the priest's box. 1590 01:33:47,870 --> 01:33:49,870 It doesn't. That wood was carved. 1591 01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:51,290 This is plain. 1592 01:33:51,380 --> 01:33:52,960 It's from the side grille. 1593 01:33:54,590 --> 01:33:56,920 How did it find its way into Clinton's robe? 1594 01:33:58,590 --> 01:34:00,340 Someone broke the grille. 1595 01:34:01,300 --> 01:34:02,260 Ah! 1596 01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:05,470 You're saying, who? 1597 01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:09,020 Could we be shy one actor in the piece? 1598 01:34:09,100 --> 01:34:11,810 Meaning someone who saw the whole thing. 1599 01:34:11,900 --> 01:34:15,400 Now, none of it would seem quite so sinister... 1600 01:34:15,480 --> 01:34:17,240 if it weren't for this. 1601 01:34:20,910 --> 01:34:23,200 We found Lee in Clinton's stateroom. 1602 01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:25,330 But her cabin was locked from the outside. 1603 01:34:25,410 --> 01:34:27,410 What could she have locked it with? 1604 01:34:27,500 --> 01:34:29,710 The only key to the cabins was in the wheelhouse. 1605 01:34:29,790 --> 01:34:31,880 Mmm, well, she probably went into the john 1606 01:34:31,960 --> 01:34:33,000 and out through my cabin. 1607 01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:34,590 No, because your door 1608 01:34:34,670 --> 01:34:36,710 to the bathroom was bolted from the inside. 1609 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:39,300 I had to unbolt it myself. 1610 01:34:39,380 --> 01:34:41,430 There's got to be some explanation. 1611 01:34:41,510 --> 01:34:44,640 The point is that anybody could have taken the key last night. 1612 01:34:45,810 --> 01:34:47,470 Then again... 1613 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:50,060 maybe Clinton broke the grille, nobody else was there... 1614 01:34:51,310 --> 01:34:53,350 and I'm just puttering my way 1615 01:34:53,440 --> 01:34:55,980 through the debris of my rusty imagination. 1616 01:34:56,070 --> 01:34:57,030 [thumping] 1617 01:34:57,110 --> 01:34:58,320 Tom. 1618 01:34:58,400 --> 01:34:59,490 Tom: Mmm. 1619 01:35:00,740 --> 01:35:02,780 He kept whispering. 1620 01:35:02,860 --> 01:35:04,200 Philip: Where's the ice pick? 1621 01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:07,040 And then that awful, faraway look in his eye. 1622 01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:08,370 Tom: What? 1623 01:35:08,450 --> 01:35:10,250 I said, where's the bloody ice pick? 1624 01:35:13,370 --> 01:35:16,130 I don't know. It was... 1625 01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:18,630 It's been missing since yesterday afternoon. 1626 01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:20,800 Tom. 1627 01:35:22,510 --> 01:35:25,510 The back of Clinton's cowl was stained with blood. 1628 01:35:29,810 --> 01:35:31,390 Of course. 1629 01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:33,060 You can't strike a man in the face 1630 01:35:33,140 --> 01:35:35,730 and the back of the neck with the same blow. 1631 01:35:35,810 --> 01:35:39,280 Meaning that Lee only thought that she killed Clinton. 1632 01:35:39,360 --> 01:35:41,400 Did the police examine the body? 1633 01:35:41,490 --> 01:35:44,030 No, what was the point of it? W-- w-- why bother? 1634 01:35:44,110 --> 01:35:46,490 She confessed. Thomas, we've lost our touch. 1635 01:35:46,570 --> 01:35:48,790 A good director and a good detective 1636 01:35:48,870 --> 01:35:51,200 ought to pay more attention to detail. 1637 01:35:51,290 --> 01:35:54,460 Now, allow me, please. This is the director's cut. 1638 01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:56,250 The important moment happened 1639 01:35:56,330 --> 01:35:59,500 before Lee came into the chapel. 1640 01:35:59,590 --> 01:36:01,130 Whoever it was lit a cigarette 1641 01:36:01,210 --> 01:36:03,090 and-- and dropped it through the grille. 1642 01:36:03,170 --> 01:36:04,680 Clinton: Hey. 1643 01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:08,140 And then, as-- as Clinton leaned forward to stamp it out 1644 01:36:08,220 --> 01:36:11,810 stabbed him in the back of his neck with the ice pick. 1645 01:36:11,890 --> 01:36:15,770 Then, I assume, he started to leave the field, but... 1646 01:36:15,850 --> 01:36:17,560 Christine: Just give us the news, please. 1647 01:36:17,650 --> 01:36:21,320 ...the timing was unlucky because Christine entered. 1648 01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:22,860 Now, Christine was sitting there last night 1649 01:36:22,940 --> 01:36:24,400 chattering about the game. 1650 01:36:24,490 --> 01:36:26,570 That door creaking open even before I got to it 1651 01:36:26,660 --> 01:36:29,030 and then Clinton getting so physical. 1652 01:36:29,120 --> 01:36:33,660 Tom, the door was... open when I came into the chapel. 1653 01:36:33,750 --> 01:36:35,420 Me, too. He wanted it to stay open 1654 01:36:35,500 --> 01:36:37,170 so everybody could hear the tape. 1655 01:36:37,250 --> 01:36:39,210 Exactly. 1656 01:36:39,290 --> 01:36:41,710 So who closed it? Why did it creak open 1657 01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:44,670 when Christine came towards it? 1658 01:36:44,760 --> 01:36:47,760 Because he was trying to get out. 1659 01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:50,970 Yes. 1660 01:36:51,060 --> 01:36:54,180 He was compelled to... improvise. 1661 01:36:54,270 --> 01:36:56,140 He impersonated Clinton. 1662 01:36:56,230 --> 01:36:58,060 But the grille that he had smashed 1663 01:36:58,150 --> 01:36:59,770 meant that he couldn't let her into the left side. 1664 01:36:59,860 --> 01:37:02,480 So he forced open the door at the opposite end. 1665 01:37:02,570 --> 01:37:07,070 Now... he might have hoped to make a run for it 1666 01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:10,370 but the, but the sprung door meant that Christine 1667 01:37:10,450 --> 01:37:12,330 would have a clear view of anyone 1668 01:37:12,410 --> 01:37:14,290 trying to sneak out of the chapel. 1669 01:37:14,370 --> 01:37:17,830 I happened to notice that when we discovered the body. 1670 01:37:17,920 --> 01:37:20,500 Small wonder that Clinton had that, 1671 01:37:20,590 --> 01:37:22,630 "An awful, faraway look in his eye.” 1672 01:37:22,710 --> 01:37:23,760 [Christine screams] 1673 01:37:23,840 --> 01:37:25,590 Shh. 1674 01:37:25,670 --> 01:37:27,800 Then Alice has the homosexual card. 1675 01:37:27,880 --> 01:37:30,050 Just keep your voice down and get the hell out. 1676 01:37:30,970 --> 01:37:32,220 Now... 1677 01:37:32,310 --> 01:37:34,430 the moment Christine left, 1678 01:37:34,520 --> 01:37:37,060 he intended to duck out as soon as he possibly could 1679 01:37:37,140 --> 01:37:40,980 but the timing was still unlucky because somebody else came in, 1680 01:37:41,060 --> 01:37:42,610 Lee. 1681 01:37:42,690 --> 01:37:44,030 Now, she wasn't going to go until 1682 01:37:44,110 --> 01:37:46,860 she'd had her showdown with Clinton. 1683 01:37:46,940 --> 01:37:51,320 So he... he drove her into a state of hysteria, 1684 01:37:51,410 --> 01:37:52,830 convinced that she'd panic and run. 1685 01:37:52,910 --> 01:37:54,490 Now, this is taking an awful chance 1686 01:37:54,580 --> 01:37:55,830 because she could have raised her voice enough 1687 01:37:55,910 --> 01:37:57,460 to draw attention. 1688 01:37:59,420 --> 01:38:02,540 But luck was on the murderer's side 1689 01:38:02,630 --> 01:38:06,710 because Lee presented him with the best possible solution. 1690 01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:08,760 She exploded. 1691 01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:10,010 [crashing] 1692 01:38:20,600 --> 01:38:23,060 She killed a dead man. 1693 01:38:23,150 --> 01:38:25,440 And needlessly committed suicide. 1694 01:38:28,530 --> 01:38:30,280 Somebody killed my wife. 1695 01:38:34,160 --> 01:38:35,410 Not Christine. 1696 01:38:36,040 --> 01:38:36,990 Um... 1697 01:38:37,080 --> 01:38:39,290 Alice? Anthony. 1698 01:38:42,420 --> 01:38:43,840 Oh, my God. 1699 01:38:45,460 --> 01:38:46,800 Tom, what are you gonna do? 1700 01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:48,800 Hold on, I'll be right back. 1701 01:39:11,360 --> 01:39:14,280 [instrumental music] 1702 01:39:30,630 --> 01:39:33,050 I like any game where you don't have to move. 1703 01:39:33,130 --> 01:39:35,260 Well, you don't have to for this one. 1704 01:39:35,340 --> 01:39:36,800 If you're smart enough. 1705 01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:02,120 [intense music] 1706 01:40:23,390 --> 01:40:24,980 No, no, no, no, no. Don't throw it away. 1707 01:40:25,060 --> 01:40:26,350 Keep them till Saturday. 1708 01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:27,650 Just as long as you're fit for 1709 01:40:27,730 --> 01:40:28,980 Saturday night, which is your biggie. 1710 01:40:29,070 --> 01:40:30,110 - Saturday? - Yeah. 1711 01:40:30,190 --> 01:40:32,190 Mm, she was AA for a while. 1712 01:40:32,280 --> 01:40:34,200 If you're smart enough. 1713 01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:37,200 [intense music] 1714 01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:08,310 She was AA for a while. 1715 01:41:12,820 --> 01:41:14,110 [splashing] 1716 01:41:27,290 --> 01:41:29,710 [buzzing] 1717 01:41:49,100 --> 01:41:51,270 Philip: What did you find? 1718 01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:53,400 Tom: The beginnings of an idea. 1719 01:41:53,480 --> 01:41:54,440 Uh-hmm. 1720 01:41:58,030 --> 01:41:59,700 You seem pleased with yourself. 1721 01:42:01,530 --> 01:42:05,870 I've had the beginnings of an idea, too, for a scenario. 1722 01:42:05,950 --> 01:42:08,330 It's about a middle-class writer who is married 1723 01:42:08,410 --> 01:42:11,750 to a beautiful and wealthy young woman. 1724 01:42:12,460 --> 01:42:13,790 [chuckles] 1725 01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:15,630 Is this an original or an adaptation? 1726 01:42:17,590 --> 01:42:19,380 After a few years, she begins to bore him. 1727 01:42:19,470 --> 01:42:21,010 Not her money, she herself. 1728 01:42:21,090 --> 01:42:24,970 And then, while rewriting a picture in Rome, 1729 01:42:25,060 --> 01:42:27,270 he renews his acquaintance with a cheap 1730 01:42:27,350 --> 01:42:31,690 but... not untalented young actress. 1731 01:42:31,770 --> 01:42:33,440 Aren't we getting a little off the subject? 1732 01:42:35,690 --> 01:42:37,530 I told you something had been nagging me. 1733 01:42:37,610 --> 01:42:40,030 Something Clinton had said or done. 1734 01:42:41,700 --> 01:42:43,990 He said we didn't have to move to play the game 1735 01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:46,040 if we were smart enough. 1736 01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:47,700 And just now... 1737 01:42:48,450 --> 01:42:50,080 I noticed this. 1738 01:42:55,170 --> 01:42:57,590 I thought he was being unusually finicky 1739 01:42:57,670 --> 01:42:59,840 when he was lining us up. 1740 01:42:59,920 --> 01:43:01,340 See anything odd? 1741 01:43:03,470 --> 01:43:05,600 What's odd? 1742 01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:08,600 Everybody's being posed under a letter. 1743 01:43:10,390 --> 01:43:11,350 So? 1744 01:43:12,940 --> 01:43:16,070 Now have a look at these secret cards. 1745 01:43:16,150 --> 01:43:18,280 There's something peculiar about one of them. 1746 01:43:25,410 --> 01:43:28,330 Come, come, Tom, where's that puzzle mind? 1747 01:43:31,250 --> 01:43:32,920 "Little Child Molester." 1748 01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:34,330 "Little Child Molester?" 1749 01:43:34,420 --> 01:43:36,630 As opposed to what, Big Child Molester? 1750 01:43:38,250 --> 01:43:40,050 I still don't get it. 1751 01:43:40,130 --> 01:43:42,300 The word "little." What's it doing there? 1752 01:43:43,340 --> 01:43:45,140 Alright. 1753 01:43:45,220 --> 01:43:46,470 The first night, the "Shoplifter." 1754 01:43:46,550 --> 01:43:48,510 The second night, the "Homosexual.” 1755 01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:51,640 Now, we don't know which the third was to be, 1756 01:43:51,730 --> 01:43:54,100 but Clinton told you that the "Hit-and-run killer" 1757 01:43:54,190 --> 01:43:58,480 was to be last. So let's try the "Ex-convict” next. 1758 01:43:58,570 --> 01:44:01,490 And then, just for fun, "Informer." 1759 01:44:04,740 --> 01:44:05,700 "Sheila.” 1760 01:44:07,320 --> 01:44:10,540 Clinton needed "little" to give him the "L." 1761 01:44:14,960 --> 01:44:19,090 God knows he could have found six other secrets for us 1762 01:44:19,170 --> 01:44:21,670 but he wanted to make a game for himself, too. 1763 01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:26,590 How to find six secrets that formed an appropriate acronym. 1764 01:44:26,680 --> 01:44:28,890 The "L" was his only problem. 1765 01:44:31,220 --> 01:44:33,480 Clever son of a bitch. 1766 01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:35,390 Cleverer than that. 1767 01:44:35,480 --> 01:44:37,020 This photograph... 1768 01:44:38,310 --> 01:44:41,320 showing the six of us... 1769 01:44:41,400 --> 01:44:44,990 carefully posed under each of the initial letters 1770 01:44:45,070 --> 01:44:47,660 of our assigned secrets. 1771 01:44:47,740 --> 01:44:49,530 Something in plain view the whole week. 1772 01:44:49,620 --> 01:44:52,240 Something he could lord over us... 1773 01:44:52,330 --> 01:44:53,950 Sunday morning. 1774 01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:57,460 "Shoplifter, Homosexual, Ex-convict... 1775 01:44:57,540 --> 01:45:00,800 Informer, Little Child Molester. 1776 01:45:00,880 --> 01:45:03,340 Hit-and-run Killer?" 1777 01:45:03,420 --> 01:45:05,720 The last of "Sheila" should be an "A." 1778 01:45:05,800 --> 01:45:08,760 "Hit-and-run" doesn't begin with an "A," does it, Tom? 1779 01:45:10,390 --> 01:45:11,970 It's a mistake. 1780 01:45:12,060 --> 01:45:13,310 Not Clinton's. 1781 01:45:15,020 --> 01:45:17,900 I remember something else about the first day. 1782 01:45:17,980 --> 01:45:20,610 You started to crumple your card. 1783 01:45:22,860 --> 01:45:24,610 This one is smooth. 1784 01:45:25,780 --> 01:45:27,530 That was dumb, Tom. 1785 01:45:28,860 --> 01:45:30,620 What was your original card? 1786 01:45:33,040 --> 01:45:35,330 Alright, let me make an educated guess. 1787 01:45:35,410 --> 01:45:37,830 Something about Lee. Arsonist? 1788 01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:39,460 No, that doesn't sound like Lee. 1789 01:45:39,540 --> 01:45:41,710 Adulterer? No, that's you. 1790 01:45:42,460 --> 01:45:45,800 A, A, Alcoholic? 1791 01:45:47,420 --> 01:45:48,970 That's the secret. 1792 01:45:49,050 --> 01:45:51,100 Like the others, not too heavy, not too light. 1793 01:45:51,180 --> 01:45:53,810 After all, Clinton was only a minor-league sadist. 1794 01:45:53,890 --> 01:45:57,520 His aim was to make us uncomfortable, not violent. 1795 01:45:57,600 --> 01:46:00,650 As he kept saying, it was only a game. 1796 01:46:00,730 --> 01:46:04,110 You made it more than that. You killed him. 1797 01:46:04,190 --> 01:46:06,820 Why should I wanna kill Lee? 1798 01:46:06,900 --> 01:46:08,070 Philip: Alice. 1799 01:46:10,450 --> 01:46:14,950 Lee's estate must be worth about... three million? 1800 01:46:16,500 --> 01:46:17,450 Five. 1801 01:46:27,760 --> 01:46:30,890 Philip: You'd always known she'd killed Sheila, hadn't you? 1802 01:46:36,470 --> 01:46:37,430 Sure. 1803 01:46:40,770 --> 01:46:42,100 I knew it the day I got my statement 1804 01:46:42,190 --> 01:46:44,190 from Harry's Rent-A-Car. 1805 01:46:44,270 --> 01:46:46,280 Dented fenders, Vegas. 1806 01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:49,780 I didn't have to be a genius to put two and two together. 1807 01:46:49,860 --> 01:46:52,160 Philips: Fade in. Exterior. 1808 01:46:52,240 --> 01:46:53,950 Day. The yacht, the game. 1809 01:46:54,030 --> 01:46:55,450 You get the "Alcoholic" card 1810 01:46:55,530 --> 01:46:58,620 and realize what Clinton is up to. 1811 01:46:58,700 --> 01:47:01,670 Not until Alice so generously told me her leopard coat story. 1812 01:47:02,880 --> 01:47:03,880 Philip: That late? 1813 01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:10,300 At any rate... 1814 01:47:12,720 --> 01:47:15,050 selecting the ice pick. 1815 01:47:15,140 --> 01:47:17,310 A classic woman's weapon. 1816 01:47:18,430 --> 01:47:20,270 When did you take it, I wonder? 1817 01:47:20,350 --> 01:47:22,980 Philip: Private finance is not that uncommon now. 1818 01:47:23,060 --> 01:47:26,400 Lee: Hmm. Can you imagine how Tom would feel about that? 1819 01:47:28,150 --> 01:47:31,110 You skipped down to expunge Clinton. 1820 01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:34,450 Typed up a new card that would incriminate Lee 1821 01:47:34,530 --> 01:47:37,330 and toddle off to sleep soundly 1822 01:47:37,410 --> 01:47:39,450 to await the alarms of the morning. 1823 01:47:41,210 --> 01:47:42,160 Ah... 1824 01:47:43,710 --> 01:47:45,380 I should've recognized the hatred 1825 01:47:45,460 --> 01:47:47,290 on your face outside Clinton"s door. 1826 01:47:48,880 --> 01:47:52,010 Was that to have been the moment of truth? 1827 01:47:54,090 --> 01:47:56,180 Alas, Clinton and Christine were having 1828 01:47:56,260 --> 01:47:58,600 their own moment of truth. 1829 01:48:01,560 --> 01:48:03,270 Dissolve. 1830 01:48:03,350 --> 01:48:05,480 The next day, you did substitute the cards 1831 01:48:05,560 --> 01:48:07,820 and arranged for Lee to see the wrong one 1832 01:48:07,900 --> 01:48:11,030 making her think Clinton had sadistic plans to expose her. 1833 01:48:11,110 --> 01:48:12,740 The stage was set. 1834 01:48:12,820 --> 01:48:15,780 Subsequent investigation of the cards would now 1835 01:48:15,860 --> 01:48:18,700 point to Lee as the only person 1836 01:48:18,780 --> 01:48:22,120 with a motive strong enough for murder. 1837 01:48:24,250 --> 01:48:25,670 Would you care to explain how I started 1838 01:48:25,750 --> 01:48:27,670 the propellers with Guido in the room? 1839 01:48:28,420 --> 01:48:29,550 No. 1840 01:48:31,840 --> 01:48:33,260 That was my contribution. 1841 01:48:36,140 --> 01:48:38,720 You wanted Clinton dead, too. 1842 01:48:38,800 --> 01:48:41,890 You see, I'd helped Alice 1843 01:48:41,970 --> 01:48:44,020 out of her little unpleasantness, 1844 01:48:44,100 --> 01:48:46,270 lo those many years ago. 1845 01:48:46,350 --> 01:48:49,060 So when we began playing the game, 1846 01:48:49,150 --> 01:48:51,570 looking for a shoplifter... 1847 01:48:51,650 --> 01:48:55,990 I knew some ugly truths would be trotted out. 1848 01:48:56,070 --> 01:48:57,820 Not in the least mine. 1849 01:48:59,950 --> 01:49:01,540 I wanted it stopped. 1850 01:49:03,580 --> 01:49:07,670 As you pointed out so astutely yesterday, I blundered 1851 01:49:07,750 --> 01:49:11,500 but it gave you courage to carry on. 1852 01:49:13,800 --> 01:49:15,800 What do you think? 1853 01:49:15,880 --> 01:49:18,680 Am I gonna get away with it? 1854 01:49:18,760 --> 01:49:21,680 You pretended your back was hurting 1855 01:49:21,760 --> 01:49:23,850 to coax Clinton into revealing... 1856 01:49:25,480 --> 01:49:28,020 what day your secret would be played. 1857 01:49:28,100 --> 01:49:29,440 Just as long as you're ready for Saturday night, 1858 01:49:29,520 --> 01:49:30,560 which is your biggie. 1859 01:49:32,610 --> 01:49:34,740 It was only Tuesday. Four days' grace. 1860 01:49:34,820 --> 01:49:38,410 Clinton's choice of a location was a gift. 1861 01:49:38,490 --> 01:49:39,450 But you had to... 1862 01:49:39,530 --> 01:49:41,740 [buzzing] 1863 01:49:41,830 --> 01:49:44,080 ...make sure that you found him before Lee 1864 01:49:44,160 --> 01:49:45,540 confronted him with the false card. 1865 01:49:45,620 --> 01:49:47,290 So you followed me because I'd 1866 01:49:47,370 --> 01:49:49,830 been boastful enough to hint 1867 01:49:49,920 --> 01:49:52,800 that I'd figured out the clue. 1868 01:49:52,880 --> 01:49:54,760 After my session, you came in 1869 01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:58,590 and proceeded to play Clinton's game as well as your own. 1870 01:49:59,930 --> 01:50:01,850 Maybe if I open the door 1871 01:50:01,930 --> 01:50:03,970 to the chapel a little wider? 1872 01:50:04,970 --> 01:50:06,520 Hey, what the hell? 1873 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:07,940 [Clinton screaming] 1874 01:50:09,020 --> 01:50:09,980 [Clinton groaning] 1875 01:50:12,900 --> 01:50:15,690 Then you put on your little ventriloquist act 1876 01:50:15,780 --> 01:50:19,240 for... Christine and Lee. 1877 01:50:19,320 --> 01:50:22,370 I should've realized. We'd all seen you impersonate Clinton. 1878 01:50:22,450 --> 01:50:24,330 [mimicking Clinton] Gang, going over your hand signals 1879 01:50:24,410 --> 01:50:26,910 for the bridge tournament? Ha-ha-ha. 1880 01:50:27,000 --> 01:50:30,370 [chuckling] How'd I feel about what? 1881 01:50:30,460 --> 01:50:32,880 You know too much to live. 1882 01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:35,300 How convenient for you that Lee... 1883 01:50:36,300 --> 01:50:37,300 exploded. 1884 01:50:41,640 --> 01:50:45,470 But how inconvenient for you that she thought quickly 1885 01:50:45,560 --> 01:50:49,890 and... arranged everything to look like an accident. 1886 01:50:49,980 --> 01:50:52,520 You must have been furious. So you... 1887 01:50:55,190 --> 01:50:57,190 rearranged everything to look like a murder 1888 01:50:57,280 --> 01:50:58,990 that looked like an accident. 1889 01:50:59,070 --> 01:51:00,990 She had picked up the right stone. 1890 01:51:01,070 --> 01:51:03,240 You replaced it with the wrong one. 1891 01:51:03,320 --> 01:51:06,200 I'll bet that other stone, stained with blood, 1892 01:51:06,290 --> 01:51:07,490 is still in the corner. 1893 01:51:07,580 --> 01:51:09,500 As well as the cigarette that... 1894 01:51:10,830 --> 01:51:12,120 Lee actually smoked. 1895 01:51:12,210 --> 01:51:14,920 But, no matter, you knew that the next day 1896 01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:17,380 when you conducted your brilliant investigation, 1897 01:51:17,460 --> 01:51:20,380 Lee would naturally assume that she had 1898 01:51:20,470 --> 01:51:22,380 made the mistake. And it was brilliant. 1899 01:51:22,470 --> 01:51:24,970 What better detective than the man who's committed the crime? 1900 01:51:25,050 --> 01:51:29,390 Every hesitant conclusion, every stumbling interpretation. 1901 01:51:29,470 --> 01:51:32,770 And when you suddenly panicked, protecting your wife 1902 01:51:32,850 --> 01:51:34,980 it was dazzling, dear boy. 1903 01:51:43,740 --> 01:51:45,740 It's after 12:00 already. 1904 01:51:45,820 --> 01:51:47,030 Is it? 1905 01:51:49,040 --> 01:51:50,950 Well, good. That gives us plenty of time. 1906 01:51:52,500 --> 01:51:54,710 Because the entire crew is happily celebrating 1907 01:51:54,790 --> 01:51:56,920 the death of their master in the port. 1908 01:51:59,340 --> 01:52:01,220 Aren't we lucky? 1909 01:52:01,300 --> 01:52:02,670 Tom: I think so. 1910 01:52:08,510 --> 01:52:10,430 [Philip sighs] 1911 01:52:10,520 --> 01:52:12,680 If you're thinking of setting up for 1912 01:52:12,770 --> 01:52:14,560 another fake suicide sequence, 1913 01:52:14,650 --> 01:52:18,020 I must warn you of the dangers of improvisation. 1914 01:52:18,110 --> 01:52:22,070 This last exploit had far too many loose ends 1915 01:52:22,150 --> 01:52:24,530 even though you had four days to prepare it. 1916 01:52:24,610 --> 01:52:27,660 You'd even planned for the obligatory confession scene 1917 01:52:27,740 --> 01:52:29,280 the morning after the murder. 1918 01:52:29,370 --> 01:52:31,950 You knew that she would need some fortification 1919 01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:34,830 when you started turning the screws. 1920 01:52:34,920 --> 01:52:36,290 You felt you were safe 1921 01:52:36,380 --> 01:52:39,670 because no one else on-board drank bourbon. 1922 01:52:39,750 --> 01:52:43,300 Which, incidentally, you don't pour out of a porthole 1923 01:52:43,380 --> 01:52:44,800 and then toss the bottle overboard. 1924 01:52:44,880 --> 01:52:46,800 You pour it down a drain. 1925 01:52:46,890 --> 01:52:48,390 Unless there's something else you're anxious 1926 01:52:48,470 --> 01:52:50,890 to get rid of like seconal. 1927 01:52:50,970 --> 01:52:53,890 [eerie music] 1928 01:52:56,100 --> 01:52:57,520 I don't have any gloves. 1929 01:53:00,820 --> 01:53:01,780 Oh. 1930 01:53:09,320 --> 01:53:12,240 [grunting] 1931 01:53:14,710 --> 01:53:16,620 [shattering] 1932 01:53:19,210 --> 01:53:20,340 [crashing] 1933 01:53:22,420 --> 01:53:24,670 [grunting continues] 1934 01:53:32,390 --> 01:53:33,520 [grunting] 1935 01:53:52,450 --> 01:53:55,370 [Philip grunting] 1936 01:53:57,830 --> 01:53:59,000 [Lee groaning] 1937 01:54:02,630 --> 01:54:05,260 [crashing] 1938 01:54:08,220 --> 01:54:09,680 Christine: Hey, you guys, knock it off! 1939 01:54:09,760 --> 01:54:10,840 Knock, you-- 1940 01:54:12,850 --> 01:54:15,770 [panting] 1941 01:54:15,850 --> 01:54:18,060 Jesus Christ, look at this place! 1942 01:54:19,390 --> 01:54:20,810 Philip: Oh! 1943 01:54:20,900 --> 01:54:23,730 Actually, we've been having 1944 01:54:23,820 --> 01:54:26,230 a little difference of opinion. 1945 01:54:33,870 --> 01:54:35,870 Yeah, well, we've all gotten little squirrelly on this trip, 1946 01:54:35,950 --> 01:54:37,870 but don't you think you're carrying it a little too far? 1947 01:54:41,080 --> 01:54:45,460 About the "Last of Sheila" project. 1948 01:54:45,550 --> 01:54:47,460 But it's all straightened out now. 1949 01:54:48,590 --> 01:54:50,090 What are you doing on board? 1950 01:54:50,180 --> 01:54:51,930 I'm trying to sleep. 1951 01:54:53,550 --> 01:54:55,970 Well, not exactly. 1952 01:54:56,060 --> 01:54:58,060 Well, Guido took over for Vittorio 1953 01:54:58,140 --> 01:55:00,690 and asked me to keep him company. 1954 01:55:00,770 --> 01:55:03,770 So we went into Clinton's room to listen to the stereo 1955 01:55:03,860 --> 01:55:05,400 and instead of getting mood music, 1956 01:55:05,480 --> 01:55:08,320 we get you two guys yakking on the intercom. 1957 01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:10,400 [speaks in foreign language] 1958 01:55:12,110 --> 01:55:14,320 I mean... dictate it tomorrow 1959 01:55:14,410 --> 01:55:16,280 when you can get a secretary, you know. 1960 01:55:16,370 --> 01:55:19,000 He killed her, she killed him. 1961 01:55:21,370 --> 01:55:23,630 Oh, that's a good idea but, uh, 1962 01:55:23,710 --> 01:55:26,630 we're agreed on the basics, wouldn't you say, Tom? 1963 01:55:28,670 --> 01:55:31,880 Uh, now that the truths are known, 1964 01:55:31,970 --> 01:55:35,720 we've begun to see this as a big, big project. 1965 01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:41,390 There are gigantic themes here, worthy of Dostoyevsky. 1966 01:55:41,480 --> 01:55:43,150 There's innocence... 1967 01:55:43,940 --> 01:55:44,900 guilt... 1968 01:55:45,610 --> 01:55:46,570 hatred... 1969 01:55:47,770 --> 01:55:49,900 loyalty. 1970 01:55:49,990 --> 01:55:53,780 Lee's ambitions for Tom were such that we, as survivors, 1971 01:55:53,860 --> 01:55:55,870 feel bound to tell Sheila's story 1972 01:55:55,950 --> 01:55:58,950 in all its pitiless purity, sparing nothing. 1973 01:55:59,910 --> 01:56:01,160 Big budget, huh? 1974 01:56:03,120 --> 01:56:07,000 I feel five million should cover it. 1975 01:56:07,090 --> 01:56:09,250 Well, Alice's price just went up. 1976 01:56:09,340 --> 01:56:13,010 Tom, nobody can write it better than you. Who handles you again? 1977 01:56:13,090 --> 01:56:15,140 Philip: Oh, well, actually.. 1978 01:56:15,220 --> 01:56:16,800 I'm keen on having the first draft 1979 01:56:16,890 --> 01:56:18,470 done by a complete outsider. 1980 01:56:18,560 --> 01:56:20,350 Someone who will bring a naivety 1981 01:56:20,430 --> 01:56:23,390 to our little inbred circle. 1982 01:56:23,480 --> 01:56:25,980 Of course, Tom will be needed as technical advisor. 1983 01:56:26,060 --> 01:56:28,060 And just before shooting, for a few... 1984 01:56:29,150 --> 01:56:30,110 Rewrites. 1985 01:56:32,240 --> 01:56:33,490 Rewrites, exactly. 1986 01:56:35,110 --> 01:56:36,490 Well, I think I'll turn in. 1987 01:56:36,570 --> 01:56:39,330 I'm almost dead on my feet. 1988 01:56:39,410 --> 01:56:41,950 So much to do tomorrow. 1989 01:56:42,040 --> 01:56:44,920 And still a few pages to type tonight. 1990 01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:48,000 Sealed letter to my solicitor. 1991 01:56:48,080 --> 01:56:50,960 Protecting the copyright sort of thing. 1992 01:56:51,050 --> 01:56:53,840 In these perilous times, one can't be too careful. 1993 01:56:55,130 --> 01:56:57,140 - Coming, Christine? - Mm. 1994 01:56:57,220 --> 01:56:59,350 Honey, let me hit you with a couple names. 1995 01:56:59,430 --> 01:57:02,600 Yul Brynner as Clinton. Paul and Joanne as Tom and Lee. 1996 01:57:02,680 --> 01:57:04,980 I don't know, I hope it's got enough content for them. 1997 01:57:05,060 --> 01:57:07,690 Who have I got for Alice? Oh, I know, Carly Simon! 1998 01:57:07,770 --> 01:57:10,360 I mean, the soundtrack album alone will pay for her clothes. 1999 01:57:10,440 --> 01:57:12,360 Now, now, don't scream. 2000 01:57:12,440 --> 01:57:13,690 Virna Lisi. 2001 01:57:14,690 --> 01:57:16,450 No, darling, as me! 2002 01:57:17,530 --> 01:57:18,660 [typewriter clacking] 2003 01:57:18,740 --> 01:57:24,200 ~ There is no one to deride me ~ 2004 01:57:26,410 --> 01:57:30,630 ~ But yah got to have friends ~ 2005 01:57:30,710 --> 01:57:33,710 ~ The feeling's oh so strong ~ 2006 01:57:33,800 --> 01:57:37,760 ~ Yah got to have friends ~ 2007 01:57:37,840 --> 01:57:40,510 ~ To make that day last long ~ 2008 01:57:40,600 --> 01:57:45,350 ~ I had some friends but they're gone ~ 2009 01:57:45,430 --> 01:57:47,520 ~ Somethin' came and took them away ~ 2010 01:57:47,600 --> 01:57:52,270 ~ And from the dusk 'til the dawn ~ 2011 01:57:52,360 --> 01:57:56,030 ~ Here is where I'll stay 2012 01:57:56,110 --> 01:57:59,490 ~ Standing at the end of the road boys ~ 2013 01:57:59,570 --> 01:58:02,200 ~ Waiting for my new friends to come ~ 2014 01:58:02,280 --> 01:58:07,080 ~ I don't care if I'm hungry or poor ~ 2015 01:58:07,160 --> 01:58:08,790 ~ I'm gonna get me some of them ~ 2016 01:58:08,870 --> 01:58:13,590 ~ 'Cause you got to have friends ~ 2017 01:58:13,670 --> 01:58:19,630 S~ La la lal a la lal a la la friends ~ 2018 01:58:19,720 --> 01:58:22,600 ~ That's right you oh you yeah you ~ 2019 01:58:22,680 --> 01:58:27,020 ~ II said you gotta have some friends ~ 2020 01:58:27,100 --> 01:58:33,980 ~ I'm talkin' about friends that's right friends ~ 2021 01:58:35,190 --> 01:58:37,400 ~ Friends friends friends ~ 2022 01:58:37,490 --> 01:58:42,070 ~ I had some friends oh but they're all gone gone ~ 2023 01:58:42,160 --> 01:58:44,490 S Somethin' came and snatched them away ~ 2024 01:58:44,580 --> 01:58:49,000 ~ And from the dusk until the ran ran dawn you know ~ 2025 01:58:49,080 --> 01:58:52,500 ~ Here is where I gotta stay here is where I gotta stay ~ 2026 01:58:52,580 --> 01:58:56,000 ~ And I'm standing at the end of a real long road ~ 2027 01:58:56,090 --> 01:58:58,510 ~ And I'm waiting for my new friends to come ~ 2028 01:58:58,590 --> 01:59:03,090 ~ I don't care if I'm hungry or freezin' cold ~ 2029 01:59:03,180 --> 01:59:05,470 ~ I'm gonna get me some of them ~ 2030 01:59:05,560 --> 01:59:09,890 ~ 'Cause you gotta have friends ~ 2031 01:59:09,980 --> 01:59:12,400 ~ That's right friends 77 2032 01:59:12,480 --> 01:59:13,900 [typewriter clacking]